There's more in that bulb than water. Looks like the turtle raped it. :eyebrow:

statement from the accused
 

I have it on good information that the turtle and the light bulb are just good friends. :yelgreedy

What's the turtles name, Kobe? Mike? :eyebrow:

The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another
catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The
path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
unpredictable. At times its winds spin counter-clockwise, then it
abruptly reverses direction. Experts predict that this one will cause
the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four
years. They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only
way for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding behind a Bush.

Or sticking your head up your ass. Oh,..wait,...that's the same thing. :p

Yesterday a new topical storm formed in the Atlantic - Nicole. Today a new one in the Pacific - Lester-

Vegas never has hurricanes. Or tornados. Or earthquakes.

You just fucking BROIL in the summer.

But it's a dry heat.

122 degrees F in the bloody shade.

Japan typically suffers 2.6 typhoons per year. The record was 6 in one season. Typhoon Tokage is the tenth typhoon with winds exceeding 220 KPH (about 140 MPH) and killing almost 80 people. It struck Japan in the south east coast and weakened just as it hit Tokyo. However the eleventh typhoon, Typhoon Nock-ten is on the same track, approaching the Philippines and promises to be just as strong.

One of the factors predicted by global warming models are typhoons and hurricanes that become more powerful. This year's unusual high number of storms corresponds to higher than normal ocean temperatures. Storms that normally would not amount to much instead become destructive storms. Historical data suggests this trend should continue.

I liked this thread title, so decided to put this tidbit here.

The Gulf of Mexico has now gone three years since having a hurricane. It's broken all records and is the longest span without a hurricane in history.

Maybe it forgot

The oil sucked up all the hurricane winds.

Ben Franklin knew that you could calm troubled waters by pouring oil on them.

I think my area is officially in a drought. I know it's pissing me right the hell off. Where's my fucking rain?

We've got it. We've got your rain, we've got our rain, we've got urrbody's rain. Srsly. June was a record. July broke the old July record into a million pieces. And we've been soaked all of August so far. I think we went for two weeks straight in July with rain everyday.

The weather has gone all cockadoody.

Please send some here. Supposed to storm tonight. Hmmph, ive heard that one before.