Mr 8 Ball,

I just met this black bisexual cowgirl who I want to seduce. When we get back to my place, should I put on Marvin Gaye or George Strait?

The magic 8 ball is not amused. Please do not use the magic 8 ball for your own comic straight man. Magic 8 ball is to be used for serious mystic advice and prognostication only.

sheesh.

Is the magic eight ball not getting rolled enough? And does it charge for prostnostication?

since the magic 8 ball's wife is 9 months pregnant, the magic 8 ball is not getting rolled nearly enough.

prostnostications are very, very expensive
prognostications are still cheap as free

Mr 8 Ball
 

How do they make such highly effective pepper sprays and mustard gas when they can't make a good tasting low-fat mayo?

8 ball hears and understands. Ask your self this simple question: which lobby group has deeper pockets, the "Men Against Chemical Defenses for Rape Victims Leaugue", or the "Committe for The Expansion, Preservation, and Profittering of Lifestyle Diseases"?

I think we both know the answer.

thank you so very much mr 8-ball I have been in need of a good laugh of late!

but here's the question.. should I or should I not have sex with the old friend?

Apparently Mrs Eight Ball is looking more like a ball every day.l Just proves that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

The great thing about sex is that it's a purely physical activity. There are never any emotional entaglements or complicated relational problems that come up when people slam their naughty bits together. Plus, with an old friend, there's already a relationship there, so sex won't even be adding another layer to an already complex interaction.

I say go for it. If you're lucky, you might even end up getting to raise a child together with your bestest old friend! What could be more fun!

thank you mr 8ball... for the record I did it anyway, and it was darn pleasant.. no children though

Psh... tell me in another month, and then I'll believe you.

fair enough..

The Magic 8 Ball is back in session.

Magic 8 ball, will my corset arrive in time for my night out Saturday?
And will my shoes give me blisters?