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BiB Well, it's true that they don't churn out diesel particulates but anyone with just a passing acquaintance of horses knows that they are martyrs to flatulence.

Truly a sin of emission.


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The following link goes to a video of a horse about to mate with another horse, and Ol' Soapy is open for bidness.

But, apparently, she wasn't quite there yet. She kicks him, and drops him like a sack of potatos. Permanent-like. He didn't fall asleep, not pining for the fjords. I say you he dead.:dedhorse:

No means no motherfucker.

I've never seen or even heard of that.

It seems you've never seen or even heard of editing (ETA) a post either; so, that's not saying much. :lol:

:stickpoke

WKRP noted and approved

Yeah, that's a strictly political statement, a wildly inaccurate feel good statement.

It's fortuitous for us the Shires are not carnivorous.

Um, whut?

You chain post well within the editing time that won't even show up as being annotated as edited. It's like you're chasing the Guinness World Record for gratuitous posts.

It's as though you've never seen or even heard of editing posts; hence, I poked fun at the behavior when you did it again to say that you've never seen or even heard of something else.

You're a riot! :lol2:

You're an idiot.

I really don't care what you think of my posting habits.

I hope it gives ya hives.

I really do.

No, I mean really.

Are ya itching yet?

Blood pressure up?

Does it really bother ya that much?

That I post without using the edit button?

Over and over?

Have a stroke.

Hell, have two.

Your brain leaks. It's funny the way it drivels out here in the forums. Could be different IRL. Fortunately, no one here has had to listen to it in person; or, one may have wanted to kill one's self. :lol:

That's exactly how it works for me.

Chain post.

Well with in the editing timeframe...





ETA: I edited this post twice. Once I didn't use the ETA qualifier. I bet that's confusing the fuck outta ya. It's why I woke up today, you know.

Any excuse for more gratuitous posts. Milking it for all you can I see. Good luck with trying to make it look like an accomplishment. Sorry about your OCD.

One...

Two, two gratuitous posts...

Mwha...

...ah, ah.
















ETA: What's this? Four, four gratuitous posts!!!
























:cheerldr:Yay me!:cheerldr:

Oop, hurt m'shoulder patting m'self on the back.

That should have been good for at least a half dozen. Seems you can't keep it up for long anymore. I hear there's a medication for that. Sorry about your ADD.

I knew you was a pole inspector.

I just knew it.

So, now I'm not posting enough for you?

Make up your mind.

I just don't think you have what it takes to catch up with xoB's number of posts no matter how hard you seem to be trying. At least not before he becomes infirm; or, croaks. Sorry about your inferiority complex.

Good bye.

Goodbye
Good-bye
Goodby
Good-by

Take your pick. Any of these will FIFY. Sorry about your cacography.

Must be horsefly fishing.

Sorry about your addiction.

I was horse's ass fishing.

And I caught one, too.

I see tw failed with his gravdigrchild.

Sorry you've gone lame.

Here, Box, try some of this:

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It's for assholes that just need to lighten the fuck up.

You're the emotionally disturbed attention whore who takes posts done in jest and makes mountains out of molehills from them.

You've used the ":stickpoke" many times to take jabs at others; yet, they don't react to it the way you do.

The alcoholism has made you paranoid delusional about who needs to lighten up. You've fried some of the judgement centers in your brain. That's why it leaks. You're just a stinkin' coward who gets his courage from a bottle.

You're amusing.

Um, yer holdin' the sticky end of your stick.

I think you liiiike me.:jig:

You should do that more often. You'll have fewer clashes here.

Nice Horses

Horses? Oh right, horses. Yes they are, and big ones too. I've had some step on my feet and would not recommend it. Do you ride horses Aladdin?

Frederik, Lord of the Friesians...

Dogs people have bred to have that kind of hair can die from burrs and tangles.
Maybe horses too. Anyone know?

I doubt Frederik has ever seen a burr. :lol: But should think horses bred for those traits probably lead pretty pampered lives.

Horse who's who...

Nothing to see here, move along folks, just a horse gonna play in the pool:

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Damn, that's a horny horse...

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I know they're antlers, don't even bother.

Too much antler dodgin'.

That's how the front of his hat brim got turned up.

I thought it might have been turned up from sheer speed.

Serious horsepower...

Then there's this guy (just starting out?):
https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-ha...-55041625.html

And
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWRscujkPxU

So Meier is stealing logs from the Municipal forest using horse training as a cover. Very clever. :haha:

That was brilliant.

Beautiful animal.

Watch a doc called Buck. I think Buck Branneman (sp?) was the horse whisperer that The Horse Whisperer was based on. Really good show, from a couple different perspectives.