Those paintshop boys don't hang about...

Labelled: 'Paul McCartney gets his share of the divorce settlement...'










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Ooh! CF, that is naughty! I love it!

McCartney divorced?

What's the matter with you? Are you skipping the gossip and celebrity pages to keep abreast of real news?

I just found out about it myself when I turned on the TV over the weekend, and there were a bunch of talking heads talking about how his $$$$$$ will be split up since he had no pre-nup.

Heh heh - you said breast. :lol:

I actually knew McCartney was getting divorced early on because I saw something on Comedy Central making fun of it. But that aside... I don't get the prosthetic leg joke. :confused:

i thought his wife was dead. maybe it's her leg?

Soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Macca was a model, and then had a leg amputated after being in a bad motorcycle accident. She went into anti-landmines advocacy.

He was remarried.

McCartney married her without a pre-nup! He is screwed. Although I heard someone say his legal team is so good, she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

:)

Heather Mills (the soon to be ex Mrs McCartney) was actually less than a week away from marrying one Chris Terrill, a freelance photographer (he's actually just produced a documentary on the Royal de Luxe event in London last month - French giant elephant and girl thingy) - she wwent out to meet her sister at Heathrow airport (she was flying in from Greece for the wedding ) and she never came back - just phoned her fiance to say it was never going to happen. She'd met McCartney a few weeks before, he called round to donate £400,000 towards her landmines charity.

She lost her leg as UT said. She is looking for a huge divorce settlement which she says is to further her work with landmines victims. She seems to be a complex character inside who tries to show a simple character on the outside. I guess McCartney can afford it. Chris Terrill wrote a very amusing an informative open letter to Macca in the Sunday Times - worth reading if you can get hold of a copy... probably will be reproduced on the net somewhere, I'll have a look and edit this post if I find it - or else add it as a separate wentry.

First John.... now this.

First John.... now this. :rolleyes:

'scuse me... I think my machine just farted. Maybe time to install the new keyboard.

He can afford it? You must be a woman. No man would say, "Oh, it's just 600 million dollars. He can afford it."

They were married for less than 4 years and she gets 600 million dollars?!? She got to live in mansions, tour the world, eat great food, and sleep with a Beatle. She should be paying him.