<shakes head>

Genetically female. Geez, can't you guys tell anymore? Are you THAT old?

And tan layer three was unnecessary, it was splotchy and between the tanning bed and the spray-on tan, she looked like a week spent at the beach. Her makeup skilz, on the other hand, could use some help. And her wardrobe. She does dress like a drag queen, but she's still female. Avoid, because my wife now has a cast iron frying pan.

:eek: My heart skipped a beat. :neutral:

I have been wanting some of these forever...now I don't anymore.

is that a joke referencing some event at the tim tam factory?

This sounds like my kind of fun:

Well, with "The DirtyGirls Presents"...I thought this was gonna be my kinda fun...But then I got to the "Butt-Pounding Fun" and thought:

"Shel, you're on your on..."

:D

Who is the guy that put his nuts in the grinder?

One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen.

"What’s wrong, Bill?" his wife asks.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn’t."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh... she got fired too."

;)

what gives with this sign? is it giving directions to the local ho?

You can't have a clousta fuck without a clousta twat.