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Gravdigr 08-29-2016 01:20 PM

How exactly did lightning kill 323 reindeer in Norway?

Not a lot of info, don't get your hopes up.

glatt 08-29-2016 01:29 PM

I wonder how many got away? You can see the extent of the lethal shock with all of them in a neat circle.

Gravdigr 08-29-2016 02:39 PM

I'm not sure I'd want my reindeer pre-cooked.

tw 08-29-2016 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 967843)
Not a lot of info, don't get your hopes up.

It was completely explained.
Quote:

... most are being killed by the ground current. First, there’s a direct strike ... that hits the tree or maybe the ground nearby. The energy then spreads along the ground surface, ...

Lightning goes up one leg and down another. Animals are more vulnerable because their legs are spread out more, so the ground currents travel more easily in their bodies.
Same principle also explains why an adjacent power strip does not protect electronics.

Gravdigr 08-30-2016 01:09 PM

I just figured the reindeer were being emotional children...

Clodfobble 08-30-2016 10:08 PM

85% of problems are directly traceable to Santa.

tw 08-31-2016 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 967949)
I just figured the reindeer were being emotional children...

Clearly they were only having a tantrum.

sexobon 09-05-2016 09:55 AM

Too bad DanaC doesn't live here. We may have a developing career field for her in academia. It's off to a rocky start though:

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The government is hiring people to grow marijuana, but no one wants the job

Saying you grow marijuana "for research" sounds like an excuse an 18-year-old college student would give to campus security. But the Drug Enforcement Administration is looking for candidates to do just that.

The agency is reportedly recruiting people to grow marijuana for federally sanctioned research in the US.

In August, the DEA sent waves of hope through the medical marijuana community when it announced it would finally allow new institutions to obtain grow licenses. There's just one problem: The DEA has no takers.

Health news site STAT contacted almost a dozen agriculture schools last month and found that not one was interested or planned to apply for registration with the DEA.

STAT put in calls to universities from coast to coast, including schools in pot-friendly states, such as the University of California – Davis, Colorado State University, and Oregon State University, which offers a sociology class on "marijuana policy in the 21st century."

Other schools that were contacted include Cornell University, Virginia Tech, University of Vermont, Michigan State University, and Purdue University.

STAT's Andrew Joseph learned from speaking with researchers that many are wary of the costs associated with opening a cultivation facility. Construction alone could set growers back millions of dollars, according to an attorney who formerly coordinated Illinois' medical marijuana program.

Growers must also show evidence they have security measures in place to keep the marijuana safe from prying hands, which adds to the expenditures.

The DEA has also implied*it's not looking for candidates with*"previous experience handling controlled substances," regardless of marijuana's legal status in the state where they reside. The disclaimer is enough to scare away applicants who have dabbled in cultivating pot.

Until now, the University of Mississippi has cornered the market on marijuana manufacturing.

Over four decades ago, the DEA teamed up with the University of Mississippi to grow weed legally and distribute it for federally authorized studies. Because of this monopoly, scientists had to wait years to get their hands on research-grade drugs that meet their specifications. Allowing more universities to grow means there will be more strains available for study.

The DEA's move to open its application process clears a major hurdle for researchers wanting to build evidence in support of the plant's medicinal use. Now the agency just needs volunteers.

Gravdigr 09-05-2016 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 967949)
I just figured the reindeer were being emotional children...

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 968051)
Clearly they were only having a tantrum.

:D

Carruthers 09-20-2016 10:21 AM

British woman accidentally dials Massachusetts police to report crash in England
 
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British woman accidentally dials Massachusetts police to report crash in England

A British woman trying to report a car crash to police mistakenly dialed authorities in Barnstable, Massachusetts, instead of police Barnstaple, England.

The call went on for more than two minutes before the dispatcher and caller realized they were in different countries, according to audio of the call.

The woman called to report a car crash on Muddiford Road on Thursday, and struggled to describe the area to the confused police officer.

A British woman trying to report a car crash to police mistakenly dialed authorities in Barnstable, Massachusetts, instead of police Barnstaple, England.

The call went on for more than two minutes before the dispatcher and caller realized they were in different countries, according to audio of the call.

The woman called to report a car crash on Muddiford Road on Thursday, and struggled to describe the area to the confused police officer.

Barnstable Police Officer Mark McWilliams said he didn't know the area the woman was talking about, and suddenly they realized the error.

The caller laughed and said, "you can't help me then."

McWilliams joked back, saying "Yeah, our response is going to be about six hours."

It was not immediately clear if Barnstaple police responded to the crash the woman called about.
Audio of the call + article here: Masslive.

Since this report surfaced over here, more information has emerged which rather dilutes the weirdness factor:

Quote:

"My friends asked Cortana and the phone number came up so I pressed it and that's how I was speaking to police in Massachusetts."

Barnstable, Massachusetts is twinned with the north Devon town.
BBC Report

Gravdigr 09-20-2016 11:52 AM

Yeah, that qualifies as weird, alright.

footfootfoot 09-20-2016 12:59 PM

And now we've gotten to the heart of the centralized or outsourced emergency call center controversy.

Gravdigr 10-03-2016 01:30 PM

Thank God for the War on Drugs.

I bet the people of Thurmont, Maryland feel a lot safer now...

Undercover operation, in which officer worked at Burger King, netted 5 grams of marijuana, 2 pills

glatt 10-03-2016 01:39 PM

Almost two months of undercover work to get those couple grams of drugs off the street.

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2016 01:42 PM

The most expensive war ever. :rolleyes:

Undertoad 10-03-2016 02:33 PM

If you can skip through good times for two months with ANY list of hourly BK employees, and not score more weed than that, you are probably not a very good, or a very undercover, undercover cop.

Five grams and they found felony charges to make it all worthwhile. what heroes

Clodfobble 10-08-2016 10:30 PM

Professional house-moving company was moving a house to a new location in downtown Austin. Professional house-moving company did not measure the width of the streets they were traveling down. House got stuck. House stayed stuck for 6 days, until city approved a special bond to pay to cut it free.

Then professional house-moving company got the same house stuck in Kyle.

Gravdigr 10-15-2016 04:03 PM

This does not smell right.
 
Breaking News: Google to Donate Its Search Engine to the American Public

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Asked how the new charity is supposed to get the money to maintain and grow the search engine’s massive index of 60 billion web pages, Schmidt introduced Amy Singhal, current head of Google search and future head of the new nonprofit.

According to Singhal, “We were worried about this at first, but then we contacted our friends at the NSA and the CIA, and they were just great. They helped fund the development of the Google search engine when its creators, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, peace be upon them, were graduate students at Stanford. The agencies were looking for a tool that could track what everyone was looking for on the internet, hoping they could catch people looking for directions on how to build bombs and all that. Our search engine has worked really well for them over the years, so I’m happy to announce that the NSA and the CIA have agreed to provide all of UYS’s operating costs - about $10 billion a year - for at least the next ten years.
:eyebrow:

xoxoxoBruce 10-15-2016 04:29 PM

Gee, I hope porn doesn't become illegal. :lol:

sexobon 10-15-2016 04:42 PM

Charities are exempt from Do Not Call Registry restrictions. You'll be getting some phone calls. For a charitable contribution they'll be from your favorite porn sites.

sexobon 10-29-2016 09:53 AM

It could happen!
 
Erin Hatzi’s husband assumed his wife wasn’t home on Tuesday when he didn’t see her car on the driveway or in the garage. But when he stepped inside, there she was. Surprised, he asked where she had parked. “In the driveway,” she responded, confused by his question. “Nope!” he replied. Panic started to set in. It was 9:30 p.m. and her red 2001 Subaru Impreza was missing.

The Portland, Oregon, couple frantically checked security footage from a camera located outside of their garage. Sure enough, around 7 p.m., they saw a woman get into the car, back out of the driveway and zoom off. So, they immediately called the police. “We were pretty angry and astounded that the car was taken directly from our driveway,” Hatzi told CBS News.

But less than 24 hours later, the car reappeared. And it turns out, the whole thing appears to have been a giant mixup.

They pieced together the story after police stopped a woman who drove up to the house in the missing Subaru Impreza. Hatzi’s husband happened to pop his head out the front door as police were making their stop.“He told them that the car belonged to his wife and that it was stolen from the driveway they were standing in front of,” she said.

As he examined the car, he spotted a note and some cash tucked underneath the windshield wipers. In it, the woman gave her name and phone number, and explained: “Hello, So sorry I stole your car. I sent my friend with my key to pick up my red subaru at 7802 SE Woodstock and she came back with your car. I did not see the car until this morning and I said, ‘that is not my car.’ There is some cash for gas and I more than apologize for the shock and upset this must have caused you. ... So so sorry for this mistake.”

At first Hatzi thought this couldn’t possibly be true — it seemed so far-fetched. But as the police investigated, they confirmed that the woman’s story checked out.

An officer explained that in some older model Subarus the keys can be interchangeable, which is likely how someone mistakenly drove off with the wrong vehicle.

“I was very relieved and then it was mostly amusement and disbelief that something like this could happen,” Hatzi said.

Gravdigr 10-29-2016 01:58 PM

...aaaand the theft rate of older model Subarus goes through the roof.

xoxoxoBruce 10-29-2016 02:08 PM

In 1959 there was a '58 Chevy blocking the 4-H cattle barn loading ramp at the Eastern States Exposition. Asking people walking by if they drove a Chevy, it took less than five minutes to find a key that would work so we could move it.

Pamela 10-29-2016 05:48 PM

Surprisingly enough, the same is true of modern trucks.
Mine has one of two dozen keys. No, they do not have chips or lasers or anything advanced like that.

Semis are as easy to steal as lawn tractors.

Yes, they cost as much as a house but have the security of a garden shed. Amazing. :facepalm:

tw 10-29-2016 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 972275)
...aaaand the theft rate of older model Subarus goes through the roof.

What happens if it is a convertible?

Clodfobble 10-30-2016 05:54 AM

When I first worked at the pizza place in 1995 or so, our boss had just bought himself a new sports car, don't know what kind but it was new. The Asian nail place next door was friendly with us, and the man running it owned a piece of shit car that was roughly 10-15 years old. The key to the piece of shit car worked on the new sports car, and they moved it a few times to fuck with him before admitting what they'd discovered.

Gravdigr 10-30-2016 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 972298)
What happens if it is a convertible?

Heh...They go through their own roof, creating the 2016 Subaru Inception.

:D

Carruthers 11-02-2016 01:20 PM

Possibly NSFW (Text only)
 
I thought carefully before posting this, given that the woman in the principal role suffered injury.
However, the weirdness quota was high enough to convince me.

Quote:

Woman seriously burnt after her fart started a fire in the middle of surgery

A woman’s fart during an operation started a fire that resulted in her suffering serious burns.

Japanese media reported that the patient, in her 30s, was having a form of laser surgery on her cervix at the Tokyo Medical University Hospital.

But the woman let one rip during the op – with the fart believed to have ignited the laser.

The resulting fire left her with serious burns to much of her body, including her waist and legs.

The incident happened in the hospital’s Shinjuku Ward in April, but the details have only emerged recently following an investigation into the flames.

A committee of experts examined the case and released a report about the incident.

Their findings showed that no flammable materials were in the operating theatre during the surgery.

The report also stated that there was no fault with the equipment used.

It read: ‘When the patient’s intestinal gas leaked into the space of the operation (room), it ignited with the irradiation of the laser, and the burning spread, eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire.’
metro.co.uk

Gravdigr 11-02-2016 01:38 PM

I have several issues with that article.

The least of which is "...no flammable materials were in the operating theatre during the surgery..." and then, "...eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire..."

So, was there flammable stuff in the O.R., or not? Was the surgical drape in the O.R.?

And there's this:

Ever lit a fart? Ever seen it done? Not the easiest thing in the world, not particularly difficult, either. The fart definitely will not ignite if allowed to leak out into the room, it has to be pretty much contained to the vicinity of the escape portal. Otherwise the world would have exploded a long time ago. And I have never heard of anyone being harmed by lighting a fart.

Now, I do have a couple of other questions:

Isn't there usually OXYGEN in an operating room?

Isn't OXYGEN extremely flammable?

:eyebrow:

Carruthers 11-02-2016 01:42 PM

Don't spoil it with scientific facts! ;)

Gravdigr 11-02-2016 01:55 PM

:D

sexobon 11-02-2016 05:32 PM

In that context they may be drawing on the distinction between definitions for flammable and combustible materials which is regulated by both national and international safety organizations. Items that are categorized flammable (e.g. ether) catch fire more easily than items that are categorized combustible (e.g. surgical drapes which cover the patient around the operating area).

Oxygen is not flammable. It's required as an oxidizer for something that will burn (that which constitutes a fuel); but, oxygen alone does not. Exposing something already burning to more oxygen will increase the combustion rate and therein lies the danger with oxygen tanks. It can cause a lit cigarette to flame up and when dropped set clothes on fire.

classicman 11-03-2016 10:49 AM

Doesn't oxygen expand rapidly when heated - IE the containing tank will explode if heated. Some mistake that for it being combustible.

Beest 11-03-2016 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 972677)
Doesn't oxygen expand rapidly when heated - IE the containing tank will explode if heated. Some mistake that for it being combustible.

Only the same as something inert like Argon.

I can see most people would assume an exploding tank as combustion.

Gravdigr 11-15-2016 04:56 PM

Weird news?

Um, check.

Woman becomes pregnant twice after having sex only once

xoxoxoBruce 11-15-2016 05:12 PM

Funny thing about those whore-moans.

Gravdigr 11-15-2016 05:19 PM

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I'd heard about this, but just bothered to look it up:

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Potential world-record nontypical buck taken in Tennessee

I think that he used an unfortunate choice of words in there.

footfootfoot 11-16-2016 09:31 AM

That looks like nascent antler tumor.

xoxoxoBruce 11-16-2016 09:44 AM

Or it escaped from a deer farm.

infinite monkey 11-16-2016 11:23 AM

Whew, good thing he killed it...can't have mutant deer running around all willy-nilly. :right:

Gravdigr 11-16-2016 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 973772)
That looks like nascent antler tumor.

It looks like a fucking cedar stump.

Snakeadelic 11-18-2016 07:46 AM

Non-typical antlers are known to occur in wild deer populations and can range from a single "drop tine" on one or both antlers to the infamous Hole In The Wall buck. There are whole galleries of non-typical antlers, including the highest-scoring on the Boone & Crockett scale of measurement in every species recorded. In the wild they're uncommon, typically dying young or failing to breed due to tangling their antlers in brush or other antlers. On deer farms they're bred for multi-point tendencies. That mule deer wouldn't fetch a big stud fee from a farm, believe it or not. Look up "non-typical farmed buck" or something similar and see what kind of craziness you find!

Snakeadelic 11-18-2016 07:50 AM

My bad-checked the source material on that buck and he's not a muley. They're mostly western, though they may be expanding eastward. Interesting side note: DNA analysis has shown that the mule deer is a hybrid! About 8,000 years ago a group of whitetails and Sitka blacktails decided to start intermingling, and the result is the modern mule deer.

Gravdigr 11-23-2016 02:28 PM

What are 'drop bears' and why is one town naming a street after them?

:lol2:

sexobon 11-25-2016 06:06 PM

Follow-up on an internet story about an Arizona grandmother who accidently tweeted an invitation for Thanksgiving dinner to a stranger along with her family's invitations and the stranger replied asking if he could still come: :)

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peopl...EJ?ocid=HPCDHP

Griff 11-26-2016 04:58 PM

love that

Gravdigr 12-09-2016 01:05 PM

Judge Reinhold arrested at Dallas airport checkpoint

xoxoxoBruce 12-09-2016 01:24 PM

WTF? If he had already cleared security but they had a problem with his bag, why would pat him down instead of the bag?
I'm glad I don't fly anymore, I'd never make it on the plane. :eyebrow:

tw 12-14-2016 10:42 AM

Its not news. But is a curiosity.
Surfing

Gravdigr 12-17-2016 04:13 PM

Woman rescues her attacked pup dog with a tip she learned on Reddit

Undertoad 12-17-2016 09:58 PM

West Ham fans name post man of the match in victory over Hull

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West Ham fans had no doubt about the star of Saturday's 1-0 win over Hull - voting the post as man of the match.

Hull hit the frame of the goal three times before Mark Noble's disputed penalty sealed the points for West Ham.

BigV 12-17-2016 10:06 PM

I've heard it said that Offense wins games, Defense wins championships. Well, here's some more weird "football" news as proof of that aphorism:

Seattle Sounders FC win MLS Championship 2016 match without recording even a single shot on goal during regulation time and overtime.

Undertoad 12-21-2016 10:29 PM

Ikea says illegal teenage sleepovers must end

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Ikea is urging teenagers to stop creeping into its stores and having illegal sleepovers.

About 10 "non-sponsored sleepovers" have been logged across the world by the Swedish furniture giant this year.

In the past, people have hidden themselves in stores in the US, Canada, UK, Belgium, Netherlands, Japan, Australia and Poland.

Most recently, two 14-year-old girls were caught after spending the night at the branch in Jonkoping in Sweden.
Problem is, all the kitchen stuff will be packed away, so no meatballs when you get hungry.

glatt 12-22-2016 07:33 AM

Fools!

Now it's going to go viral with copycats and they are going to have to hire teams of employees to open each cabinet in every store and make sure it's empty.

Clodfobble 12-22-2016 08:42 AM

Which is what they want, for teenagers to believe IKEA is cool and spend lots of harmless, playful time in there--"OMG guys, you know what? This bed is pretty comfortable!"--as if it were their own idea.

Except when a bunch of hooligans eventually get high in there and trash the place, they'll wish they hadn't tried to turn this into a secret marketing campaign.

footfootfoot 12-22-2016 10:31 AM

Nah, motion detectors and or sniffing dogs, followed up with unrelenting pressing of charges and paying off local prosecutors to take the families to the mat would get the word out quick enough that it is a bad ikea to sleep at Ikea.

see what I did there?

classicman 12-22-2016 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 977086)
Now it's going to go viral with copycats and they are going to have to hire teams of employees to open each cabinet in every store and make sure it's empty.

Its Trump's fault. He's creating jobs all over the world!

xoxoxoBruce 12-25-2016 11:03 AM

Somewhere we discussed the plastic rice, I don't remember where, and I said they confiscated several tons in Africa. Here's the result...

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The artificial food products are popular with restaurants to display menu choices as they always look fresh and never rot. Artificial rice is made of PVC, a white, brittle plastic.

The product is designed to be used at room temperature, so degradation could start from 70 degrees Celsius. “They shouldn’t put it on the stove. It isn’t food,” Zhou said.

He said he was puzzled why anyone would smuggle artificial rice to sell as real in Africa, as the product his company sold cost more than 70 yuan for 1kg, or 10 times the price of real rice in China. In Africa the cost would increase due to shipping and other costs.
I suspect it was stolen somewhere along the way.

link

sexobon 12-27-2016 12:42 AM

It was the Snap, Crackle, and Pop gang.

Snakeadelic 12-30-2016 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 977086)
Fools!

Now it's going to go viral with copycats and they are going to have to hire teams of employees to open each cabinet in every store and make sure it's empty.

At least it will create employment opportunities, right? Although "Nighttime anti-teenager Ikea patrol" might look weird on a resume.


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