On a treadmill

It'll never take off. :headshake

Pac-Man earrings:

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If I can pull the sword can I be king?

There can be only one

Jalapeno corer. Definitely stocking stuffer if ever there was

A different kind of safety pin.
Never seen one of these before.
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12...9fe839fa02.jpg

There's one like that holding the tag from my Robert Graham shirt.

This was on a tag too.

Ever see a horse blanket pin? I had a few once.

300 for less than $6 on Amazon. They seem to be popular with knitters to tag rows.

I've got some horse blanket pins around here somewhere.

Not quite ready for prime time, however, I present the Bikem SLV (spooge switch) undergoing personal testing by its inventor.

Implant this device, press the switch through the skin of your sac, and you guys will be shooting blanks. Press the safety release and the switch the other way, and you have live rounds again.

Video is mildly NSFW.


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it has a rocker toggle. I can never remember which position is on or off.... can we get a green/red light to glow through your beanbag to indicate the setting???