:::groan::: we got us a Sheldon Jr. here

Sorry but that was supposed to be Sheldon's line.

gah! check the time stamp

extra funny

ughh - that was a real "knee slapper"

After all that, I'd need a drink.

That's high praise. But I don't think there will ever be a Sheldon Jr.

...unless that's what he calls his wang!

The fascinating thing is that everything worked the way it was designed - the break-away light base broke away, the crumple zone crumpled, and the driver didn't go through the windshield.

Everyone lived happily ever after.

a sequence of images from 1979 of a barge boat passing a drawbridge -- the hard way.

Granted, it was in prison, but happily so.

Can you identify this structure?

redneck fire escape?

(Sorry, next post 'cause I couldn't figure out how to put text after pic)

Entryway for world's tiniest midget? Ewoks gone amok?

No, it's a cat ladder, allowing kitties ingress and egress. Apparently they are all over Europe, but I've never heard of them or seen one like that before. I'm considering adapting something like that for inside use. Here's a blog with some really great pics of more cat ladders, mostly from Sweden:

http://katt-trappa.blogspot.com/

I want a pic of some cat using the one marked from Wednesay 08, 2007 on that blog!

there are some even longer ones if you look.

I'm wondering if I can simply glue pieces of rope onto a board to make "rungs." Do you think the rope would stay on there?

If you use strong enough glue.

Well, if there is, I'm sure he'll be a little shit. ;-)

heh heh heh

http://alltooflat.com/geeky/etc/lolflat/lolflat.jpg

www.alltooflat.com

That..actually looks kinda cool cloud....

well, duh. :) It's Flatland, and it's way cool, not to mention a classic. I thought maybe Ibram might be interested in it.

Cat or ferret climb?
Edit:
Oh, I read the next page. At least I got it right.

That's my friend's movie! We're all quite proud of him.

I think you may have made a mistake there, John. That last one was not "What the fuck?". It was "What the shit?"

Captain America is so patriotic HE POOPS OTHER CAPTAIN AMERICAS.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overl...iousness_2.jpg

Hoverkitty says "whirrrrrrrrrr"

Stirfrykitty sez: toasted sesame oil

.

Wow now I'm hungry and want a drink.

I do have a suggestion for kitty stir-fry. Kitty will be sure to stay in the pan and it might taste a fraction better with half a teaspoon of oyster sauce and a dash of fish sauce. Be sure to close the lid tightly on these 2 items because the smell is terrible in the event of a spill or accident.
:)
Morning everyone!

You making breakfast, Cicero?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Catatouille!

Eh. Happy Monkey doesn't need a fancy computer to make those. But then again, his don't move on their own...

bfd

Is the word "torus" new to you? I have to pick up one of these from the floor every time we visit Rain Forest Cafe. You have to run the gauntlet of the gift/tchochke shop to get to the restaurant. One of the bins has these water filled balloon toruses that move exactly like this. You grip the "outer" surface, and with the "axis" vertical, the thing slips out of your hand as the inner section containing the heavy water, ungripped by your hand, falls to the floor. Fun!

eh, bite my trapezoidal intersect.

Is getting punched in the face new to you? I have to pick one of you up off the floor every time I visit jackass village.

Yeah, those things are cool. Until the amusement wears off, anyway. Perfect for playing with in a store, but never buying. I wonder if anyone buys those things?

You're just another turd in the shitstream. Flush, you're gone.

Someone gave one to my stepdaughter one birthday or Christmas or something. It was all fun and games until she squeezed it too hard and it exploded nasty saline solution all over the place.

http://pics.livejournal.com/im_not_m...862hb/s320x240http://pics.livejournal.com/im_not_m...875t7/s320x240


I'm just sayin'.

woah their noses are so alike John.


http://www.worth1000.com/entries/240000/240370EJLi.jpg


for some reason I can't get that image to come up. Paste it in the browser if it dosn't.

Oh, the irony. I've been flushed by a "number two" ...

My theory is that some people may be eager to take it home and privately "test the parameters" ...

@John: Is that the bad guy from the painting in Ghostbusters 2 ???

Some day... Muahahahaha ha haaaaahh!

:lol:

Let us know if there are really alligators in the sewers, will you?

I think there may be some haligators (alligators with halitosis) ...

Yea...John....I recognize it....but where is it from?
God, I know this one....John better be back here.

Yes, it's the guy in the painting from Ghostbusters 2. Vigo the Carpathian.

He's got "Carpathian Kitten Loss":)

Yeah, but who's the other guy?

I think the ear reduction surgery seems to have gone very well....

http://www.deagostiniedicola.it/imma...23_ferengi.jpg

I can't tell if you're joking or not... that's Fred Thompson, Republican candidate for President and semi-famous actor, most notably for his recurring role in Law & Order.

Absolutely, that's Fred "committing felony violations of campaign law even before officially declaring candidacy" Thompson, next to Vigo "Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia", king of Carpathia.

And now, kittens.
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2...309468xkp4.jpg

Need a chair?

Am I imagining that the chairs continue below the sidewalk level?

truly WTF!