The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

No, "go down on" is banned. Sheesh, they gave you a list. :rtfm:

"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to ~~go down on me~~ sing to my salami and wipe my crack"

Much more family friendly.

footfootfoot

07-24-2011 09:23 AM

From Patton OSwalt's "Werewolves and Lollipops" Clean Filth

NSFW language

bigw00dy

07-24-2011 03:38 PM

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/188184-...hits_cars.gif?

morethanpretty

07-24-2011 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 745595)

This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.

Sure about that?

Quote:

'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple

An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.

Ya, really!

ZenGum

07-25-2011 03:54 AM

Look at ze bonez!!

Gravdigr

07-25-2011 05:52 AM

Quote:

'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple

Quote:

An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.

Ok. I'll do it. Here goes:

(ahem)

I guess she got a wild hare.

infinite monkey

07-25-2011 08:19 AM

Night of the Lepus!

Spexxvet

07-25-2011 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 746201)

So the anchor can still say:

"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to go down on me and wipe my crack"

Blumpkin is not on the list

Gravdigr

07-25-2011 06:10 PM

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Sprinkles. I love eating sprinkles.

Have you met Sprinkles?

BigV	07-25-2011 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 746588)

Sprinkles. I love eating sprinkles.

Have you met Sprinkles?

I could do that. I could totally do that. I sense a DIY project, for a different thread, of course.

Gravdigr

07-26-2011 06:29 AM

Heh, oughta be fairly easy:

Step 1. Lick her aaallllllll over, reeeeaaaaaallllllllll good;

Step 2. Roll her in sprinkles.

:p:

footfootfoot

07-26-2011 12:51 PM

lissen honey, the crazy photoshop blue eyes and the covered in sprinkles thing ain't hiding the fact that you got Jimmy Durante's nose. And, no you can't eat crackers in bed, those sprinkles are bad enough.