That's understandable. She qualifies as a weapon.

In other news...

I don't have the story for this or it would have made Friday's IOTD maybe :)

The hedgehog caterpillar!

Hedgatapillar

Hang on....no...Hedgehog centipede.

That startup business is one of the stories about Steve Jobs in the early days of the Mac.
He pushed his people to reduce the start-up time in half,
talking about how much time it would save when you add all the Mac's together.

It's a Catalog

Better paddle a lot harder!

The paddler looks awfully calm. Too calm. If that's a photoshop, it's really well done.

It must be, that animal couldn't possibly live in a lake. That, or maybe a stunt from one of those "mutant animal attacking everyone" movies. I agree, the shot looks very real.

The whole left side of whatever it is looks like a plastic blow up doll...I mean, toy...I mean you know like swimming floaties.

But look at the little krill filter on the right half. (IANA marine biologist, I've just seen Finding Nemo.) All those separate hairs, laid perfectly against the background. It would be a time-intensive job to cut all those out.

I was thinking the kayaker would have been cut from a different picture and pasted in there. You'd only have to cut out the boiling water, and it's so random, it would be easy to do. But if it's 'shopped, it's a real good job.

It might be an inlet, maybe.