The Cellar: Some disassembly required.

The Cellar: No Sock, No Shoes, No Way We're Letting You In

The Cellar: Go Jiggle The Handle

The Cellar: We Told Britney To Shave Her Head

The Cellar: Stop! Children! What's That Sound! Everyone Look What's Going ... Ahhh, Forget It.

The Cellar: What Usenet Was Supposed To Be

The Cellar: Bring Your Own Flashlight

The Cellar: Please remove shoes before entering, because i have none and need to leave

The Cellar: bury bodies here at your own risk

The Cellar: /= The Seller

The Cellar: Rich-but-fragile-women is not our target market.

The Cellar: Systematic misogyny is too predictable...we like the spontaneous kind!

The Cellar: No misogynists here, so you must just be crazy, lady

The Cellar: Free badgering with every foolish thing you say with great conviction

The Cellar: We let our female members take care of the misogyny

The Cellar: Sometimes we don't react well to people who don't get our jokes

The Cellar: Still working out how many it takes to change a lightbulb.

The Cellar: We're all blind, whats your reason for living in the dark?

The Cellar: Let's get down to it.

The Cellar - A virtual P.S. 38.

The Cellar? More like the gutter.

Dingdingdingdingding!!!

Winnah!