See...I was fine until you mentioned licking the fingers and the freakarse noises...I have issues with bad porn noises.

I was actually curious until the finger licking....maybe I'll just watch the start.....Im sure Ive watched worse.....I'll just leave the sound off.....

I breathlessly await your review!

I didnt watch it all....but seriously....what the fuck?

How does a dudes bits look like that?

short answer is saline infusion.

What he said.

Believe it or not, this is weirder than that.

What in the great-grandmother of all fuck is this?



TMNTWTF.

I'm not even going to play the video. I can see a still. That is enough.

Where's Shredder when you need him?

That video is, like, three minutes and two seconds too long

will not click

even MY wife is puzzled by this one.

Grav, you have outdone yourself

This was recognized as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? And why they love pizza?

Right?

Aw, c'mon...

It's really not too bad, just a stylized 'Happy Ending'.

ETA: You won't be able to look away, though.

Dictator.

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Given their wanking technique I'm surprised they got anywhere!
Below right was okay I spose.

It was a proper WTF though.

Was gonna put this in 'Cool/Funny Sports Photos', but that might have been inappropriate...

Was gonna put this in 'Optical Illusions', but that might have been inappropriate...

Finally, I just stopped givin' a shit, and put it here.

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Thwoioioioioioing!

Where in the *Hell* do you buy Q-Tips that big!!??

WTF are you talking about? That's the Tooth Fairy doing her other job.

huh?

When looking at that young lady and her giant Q-tip, I can't help but think of this:



:lol2:

Move along people, nothing to see here. Just a giant sofa with a bunch of giant golden cocks, move along.

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To each, his own. But I prefer the ol' Munch and Pump, rather than pump and then munch, but, whatever trips ya trigger, ya know?

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Did someone call for a cock cover?

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Nice shoes.

Technically, this could have gone in the regular WTF thread, but someone would probably have complained.

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I'm not 100% on the what fuckness but definitely a turn in a different direction

once i fixed your very broken link.. I have a friend who's in love with Stoya, so I've actually seen that video before, on Tumblr. I think it's a terribly interesting project. It's just the right balance of scampish and artistic.

S'posed to be a climbing wall.

Uh-huh, sure. A flesh-tone, flaccid climbing wall...or a very happy one, depending on the angle of the dangle.

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"like a rock, baby"

"grip it tightly"

"climb up and hang on"

Dude should see his doctor about all those lumps.

Not lumps, body mods.

"For her pleasure".

spotted dick.

"Sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"

That is so beyond a Prince Albert.

THIS is what you'll be missing on your stupid little forum that has like 3 members who just post under a bunch of dumb fake names:

And your forum is such dip shit that you can't even post pix right now. Geez, don't you guys even have gladiators like other real boards who can fix stuff like this?

Never mind. I can be VERY patient.

OK, little newbies, now warm up with something like this.

Here this link should help you ;)

You're so ungrateful. This is much more appropriate for our new star, doncha think?

You, are a pissy little bitch.

If'n I was one o' them there moderators, I'd moderate your ass right out the fucking door.

Please go away.

:flipbird:

"Products You Never Knew Existed, NSFW Edition".

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Also, is this a good buy on ass critters?

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Sometimes ya gotta say Phuket.

While you're in Phuket, why not visit Phi Phi island, too?

Too phi phi.

funny!

Zorro, the Cox.

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Priorities?

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Captions/Motivational Poster anyone?

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Hey Grav, am liking the cock, Cock.

Scriv that looks like the illustrations to the weird cookery pamphlets that huge corporations used to bring out (7-Up anyone?).
'Cepting that the lady has HUGE nipples! I feel quite normal now (mine are larger than the old-style 50p piece - that makes them larger than average apparently).

Oh, please, please do not let this be the start of a meme. Halloween is coming up and I really don't want this idea to catch on.

And quite lovely.

Ima dress my cock up this year...We'll go as the Spanish Inquisition.

Santa, the rest of the year.

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Hahahahahaah. Like.

yet another reason to avoid Florida at all costs.

You know you want him.

You know you are him.

I don't wear sandals.

And would not retire to Florida.

Might sunburn mah doodah.

No one died for this picture.

Someone should've.