*snort*

I don't know what that is, but what it ain't is a chicken neck.

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A dude's glass eye?

Got too damn much money?? The folks at HansenWholesale will mos def help you get rid of some of it.

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What?

lol

That whole thing is like one of those puzzle drawings where you find the out-of-place things hiding in the scene.

Dang. I'm slipping.

You have got to be fucking kidding me...How can you be that dumb and still manage to live to child-bearing age?

:headshake

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Reminds me of the stonehenge napkin drawing in Spinal Tap. Where numbers and dimensions are meaningless to some.

If that happens a lot and the baby survives to adulthood, she'll have a powerhouse immune system cuz you know those little hands are going right into her mouth at the first opportunity.

I thought the same thing. Either that, or she won't survive infancy.

Come on, now. Do you really think that floor has more germs than the bathroom door handles? Or the shopping cart handles in the outer store? Or the cash money she's going to transfer back and forth with the cashier? Hell, that bathroom floor almost certainly gets mopped by janitorial staff every single day. When's the last time you mopped your bathroom at home?

The baby's fine. Those shoes, on the other hand, those are an atrocity.

Snicker. I was going to comment on those shoes too.

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/3dfilm.asp

Story started by a Brazilian version of the Onion.