Yes, a bird in the hand is worth two if by sea!

Are you handy?

yes, right handy.



did you beat that poor bird??!!

Yes, 'til it spit.

Is it time to go home yet?

Not in my part of the world. But, they say it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, right?

Are you having a bad day?

NO! @#$% OFF!

did you just feel that?

Nope.


Do you want to risk losing a limb by trying again?

NO


Is you is , or is you ain't ?

I says Isis's sis is.

I don't know what that means.

Do you check the toilet paper when you wipe to make sure you're done?

yes, theres a weird ad on tv now about toilet paper and people that scrunch and people that fold. who the 2345 scrunches?? (i couldnt be bothered pressing the "shift" key for the censoring)

are you a scruncher??

No.




Do you use the good toilet paper ?

Lazy kagen!! and doesnt everybody scrunch??

Yes

Do you use toilet paper even if you have a snap off? (weird house mate story :greenface )

Yes.

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

no *never knew THAT was what the bedpost was for* *blushes*




do you wear a helmet during sex?

"Wear" the "helmet"? Hell, I *am* the helmet.


Can you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?

Yes.

Will you (BigV) show me video of you being the helmet? :D