I can see you thinking that, with the way I comport myself, but quite the opposite is true. I can only recall one time that I farted for effect.

I was going upstairs to the accounting office, where the executive bathroom is.... because I had to use the loo. As I passed JimCook and Andrew, they were discussing what type of heat they had in their houses. Electric or Gas.


I said I have gas! and ripped one. and we laughed and laughed.

My brother, on the other hand, once Sharted on himself trying to gross out his buddies. He was out on a boat at the time, so he just jumped in the lake and rinsed off.... but that would give me a kaniption.

I hope to christ you're right. I've got to go get more preparation H after work today. This morning I pooped a hammer. then about half an hour ago, I pooped a Pinpression of a Bison.

Flaming lava dagger. I'm being so good to you now, body. Why are you punishing me? Stupid body.

Thank you, ladies, for saying this outloud. I thought I was the only one and was embarrassed to admit it here. :p:

Does that thing really help relieve the pain and inflammation?

I just got GrandCherokeeOne back from the local Jeep dealer. There was a recall issued about them having the fuel tank rupture in a rear-end collision. Took it to the dealer, they used a special tool to check clearance between the hitch and the fuel tank. If there's not enough, you get a brand new dealer-installed hitch.

Me and Uncledigr put on the hitch that's on GCOne, waaaay back when Popdigr was still recovering from a quintuple bypass. Apparently, it didn't pass muster as far as clearance is concerned, cuz, the dealer took off the old hitch, and bolted me a brand spanking Jeep™ trailer hitch on there. 20 years old and 226,500 miles and Jeep bought me a new hitch!

Just had a new water pump put on a couple days ago. And Popdigr literally just changed the oil for me.

Old GrandCherokeeOne has been shown more love in the last week, than it's had in five years.

Wonder what the old one could bring on Craig'sList?

This is all very well, but where's the fart reference?

Sorry.

:fart:

What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

But, it does, doesn't it? (Leave a-hole)

:jig:

Aw why you... I oughta...

:D

Well played.

Start listening for backfires. ;)

That's when ya trade in.

When she starts leaking up front, and backfiring.

:D

OMG, I'm about to get traded in! I knew there was something weird going on.

So that's the sign ... thanks grav! When I start leaking up front and also backfiring, I'll make sure it's worth it - before I get traded in. :D

I'm just afraid I'll have the runs during my exam tomorrow. Nervousness, y'know? I'd hate to fail my exam because I was in the ladies' room.

Don't forget that lady farts smell worse.