My god, you're right! (begins to check self)

Now just remember - there are some spots you only need to check once. If you keep rubbing at them you'll get a different kind of epiphany!

And I'm sure someone will ask for footage.

three nuns were walking down a path in the park, when all of the sudden, a flasher popped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first nun had a stroke. The second one had a stroke as well. The third one wouldn't touch it.

That joke is going to the bar with me...in 5 minutes.

You can't put that kind of stuff on YouTube, so please just send your videos to me directly...