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Spexxvet 09-29-2007 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 390441)
do you have a book you're getting these lines out of? last warning. drop it, doughboy.

Or what?

lumberjim 09-29-2007 09:52 AM

OR ......


you'll get 'the treatment'

xoxoxoBruce 09-29-2007 11:17 AM

Can't you two just meet at a local motel for your love fest?

lumberjim 09-29-2007 05:11 PM

on second thought....i want to apologize to jinx. I shouldn't have butted in. she can totally handle herself, and obviously had the right idea by ignoring the provocation. She's tons smarter than me. I will probably get my ass handed to me tonight when i get home.....sorry, smoochie.

i have asshole buttons all over me.

Aliantha 09-30-2007 12:54 AM

jesus, another one. i wonder where all the love will pop up next.

Somehow, I don't think I'm going to have to look very far.

Spexxvet 10-01-2007 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 390561)
on second thought....i want to apologize to jinx. I shouldn't have butted in. she can totally handle herself, and obviously had the right idea by ignoring the provocation. She's tons smarter than me. I will probably get my ass handed to me tonight when i get home.....sorry, smoochie.

i have asshole buttons all over me.

Uh-oh. Looks like pussywhipped got a call from skanx, telling him to stop. Or did she just take your balls out of her pocketbook and give them a hard squeeze?

BigV 10-01-2007 09:54 AM

weed

Cicero 10-13-2007 03:36 PM

Butthole barrages board with bullshit: gets busted as Bruce.

Aliantha 10-13-2007 06:09 PM

Hmmm...have i missed something?

lumberjim 10-16-2007 11:18 PM

what we are given to know about mr rage
 
  1. He has a cane with a sword in it
  2. He is an atheist
  3. he has a vast collection of pipes
  4. He is an atheist
  5. He frequently poses for pictures with said pipes
  6. He is an atheist
  7. He carves and poses with various staffs
  8. He is an atheist
  9. He has leather vests...and poses in them
  10. He is an atheist
  11. He was a Model
  12. He is an atheist
  13. He got paid as such
  14. He is an atheist
  15. He was an actor
  16. He is an atheist
  17. He was a bouncer
  18. He is an atheist
  19. He has a tazer
  20. He is an atheist
  21. He was a teacher/prof
  22. He is an atheist
  23. He was a rancher
  24. He is an atheist
  25. He was a chef
  26. He is an atheist
  27. He can score 170 on children's IQ tests
  28. He is an atheist
  29. He can figure out your true nature very quickly
  30. He is an atheist
  31. He can find your crazy G spot
  32. He is an atheist
  33. He has several guns
  34. He is an atheist
  35. He does NOT believe in God
  36. He renounces religion
  37. He is an atheist
  38. He does NOT believe in God
  39. He is an atheist

lumberjim 10-16-2007 11:21 PM

i feel like i forgot something

rkzenrage 10-16-2007 11:25 PM

I can't ever remember posing for a photo with a pipe.
You know all that about me and all I know is that you are a dick and yet, I still don't feel cheated.

Aliantha 10-16-2007 11:26 PM

yeah, it was the point you were trying to make.

what was it?

Mockingbird 10-16-2007 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 390947)
weed


lumberjim 10-16-2007 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 396108)
i feel like i forgot something

fuck!

tazer thwarter inventor! I knew i forgot something!


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