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Drax 12-16-2007 01:54 AM
When you take a piss, where are you taking it?

ZenGum 12-16-2007 02:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 417008)
It's referring to which way your hand is turning.
Doesn't that have the same problem?

I get around it by the rule that it's the way the top of the nut/screw/lid is moving, that you go by.

My rule was: Clockwise to screw, ANTI-clockwise to ANTI-screw.
(Ok COUNTER-clockwise to COUNTER-screw for you Americans.)

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2007 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 417043)
Doesn't that have the same problem?
No, you normally look at the top of your hand, performing those maneuvers.

classicman 12-16-2007 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 417143)
No, you normally look at the top of your hand, performing those maneuvers.

Are you kidding Bruce? Heck - they drive on the wrong side of the road - nothing normal there.

BigV 12-17-2007 10:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Drax (Post 417041)
When you take a piss, where are you taking it?
Out of one's bladder into the toilet / urinal / catheter / bed / tree etc.

Drax 12-17-2007 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 417308)
Out of one's bladder into the toilet / urinal / catheter / bed / tree etc.
Ok. That one was too easy...too...?logical? I guess. :p

Try this one: How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

monster 12-17-2007 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Drax (Post 417375)
How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

You get an alert from the print manager to change the invisible cart.

BigV 12-17-2007 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Drax (Post 417375)
--snip--
How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
No more juice can be wrung from the lemon.

Drax 12-17-2007 06:51 PM
Why do we label underwear as a pair?

monster 12-17-2007 06:58 PM
two holes. used to be two legs. like a pair of trousers or a pair of tights (use babelfish if you need translation). Didn't always used to be joined together.

next.

Drax 12-17-2007 07:01 PM
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

monster 12-17-2007 07:02 PM
No.

monster 12-17-2007 07:03 PM
If it were a book entitled "Failure" sold wrapped, no preview possible.... maybe.

Cicero 12-19-2007 05:55 PM
Is Cicero too busy to be on the cellar?!? AAAAhhh! Christmas! New Job! Aaaaah!

Gotta go...
:D

Gravdigr 08-22-2014 03:24 PM
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts...

...am I weak, or, strong?


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