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Shawnee123 03-24-2009 02:18 PM
If his name is Rumplestiltskin, now there's a story! :p

capnhowdy 03-24-2009 06:41 PM
Will her new flame be referred to as a 'Tiki torch'?

ZenGum 03-24-2009 09:15 PM
I hope he is Ricky. Their kid can be Tavi.

Trilby 03-24-2009 09:26 PM
nice one, Zen.


I once had somebody give me a strange compliment. He said, "strange brew!" I was like, "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude,"

Then we went out and got drunk.

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2009 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 549156)
Will her new flame be referred to as a 'Tiki torch'?
Excellent. ;)

where are the fnords 03-26-2009 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 548513)
How was he?
he had the wtf are you on vibe, so no thank you
besides i dont do mexicans

capnhowdy 03-26-2009 06:57 AM
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sugarpop 03-26-2009 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 547297)
I think they meant that it was very deep to your cervix. Not a "deep cervix".
bwahahahahahaaa

DanaC 03-26-2009 04:25 PM
Brings a whole new level of meaning to the movie: The Deep, don't it?

Cicero 03-26-2009 04:28 PM
I have a compliment for Dana:

You make pinko commies look fantastic! ;)

sugarpop 03-26-2009 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 547305)
In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded.

So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!"

uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now
bwahahahahahahahaaa You really have a way with words. :D
(did they really leave the door open while you were laying there? how horrifying!)

ZenGum 03-26-2009 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 549733)
Brings a whole new level of meaning to the movie: The Deep, don't it?
What about the sequel.... The Abyss.

Undertoad 03-26-2009 08:01 PM
Yup they did. I realized that hospital people don't think of things the way we mere mortals do. To me, it was decision time, with my intact genitals on the line. To them, it was Tuesday.

sugarpop 03-26-2009 08:05 PM
damn UT. That really sucks, especially for a young man. but the story was hilarious just the same. ;)

ZenGum 03-26-2009 09:17 PM
And someone, somewhere, is being turned on by reading it ...


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