Undertoad: Operating the Cellar without adequate Sanity Insurance

No such thing.

Monnie: Impersonating a monster.

Last edited by TheMercenary; 06-12-2009 at 10:06 PM. Reason: Caught by another Grammer Policeman, guilty as charged.

:cop:

You just don't know when to quit, do you, wise guy?

Merc: two counts of crimes against language. One more strike and you're in for life.

:jail:

:notworthy

Zengum: Putting beet on burgers

monster: performing surgery without a license

Lumberjim: destruction of old growth forests, and overstating the weight of his own head.

Zengum: Teaching the truth. Always a criminal offense.

dar: picking wild flowers

Damn. Is that against the law now?

dar: backchatting a wild flowers officer

(and yes, it is)

Monster: Mashing.

zengum: crimes against pronunciation

monster: impersonating an American