Nah, I need pointing. Left,right, east, west mean nothing to me.

They don't need to walk me to my item. I didn't ask them for a date, ffs, I just want to know where they keep the Mr Bubble. :lol:

You could always do the politician hand instead, using the hand/arm gesture of pointing but curling the index finger down so only the knuckle is actually pointing in the direction you mean.

...or the Colombian lip point.