Gee, and I thought my sarcasm on this one was a little heavy handed. Good thing he hasn't read anything where I used irony or made use of my dry sense of humor.

By the way, deimos, my pals around here just call me an "ass" without the other perjoratives. It saves on typing time. :rolleyes:

Deimos has probably spent too much time on sites where people say stuff like that seriously. On the web it's hard to say anything to outrageously sarcastic that there isn't someone saying it seriously somewhere else.

I like the way he fixates on everyone's weight.

Nothing like an original insult to grab people's attention. Oh, sorry - I meant that was nothing like..... etc etc

Doesn't matter who you are, you're always someone's bitch I guess :)

This year, I am proud to say that I am donating a portion of all proceeds from my Xmas panhandling to my local chapter of the Society to Help Humor Impaired Twits (SHHIT). Funds so gathered will go toward the purchase of classic issues of National Lampoon, Mad Magazine and a collection of George Carlin videos to be distributed to people like Deimos. In this way, even the most socially stagnated and politically correct among us can learn the valuable tension-relieving tools of sarcasm, gross exaggeration and comedic hyperbole, thus becoming useful, contributing members of semi-intellectual venues such as The Cellar.

Won't you please help with a donation?

Well, to be fair, I guess he DID totally figure out that I use big words to make myself feel loved and important. Obviously he's a keen, sensitive, Mensa member who is kindly trying (mostly in vain) to illuminate our dark, primitive psyches. And I simply MUST start with the daily aerobics. I mean it. He can tell I'm fat from waaaaay over there. How embarrassing for me!

[primitive]What's the deal with Mad Magazine sucking ass now? I loved that mag once upon a time.[highjacking]

Dude clearly didn't read the board before posting.

If he had he would have easily identified me as the fat racist cracker ass bitch, Brianna as the strong and courageous heroine who is making a better life for herself, and Marichiko as the liberal weenie.

america sucks. you all are boring and lame. GO IRAQ!!!

p.s. you guys really are the lamest of lame

i won't ever come back cuz you guys just don't know how to throw in good come backs, or give me a challenge. YAWN! oh, and i don't have a son, either. so whoever believed me, HA! now if you boring people will excuse me, i'm going to play half-life 2. i just can't believe i grabbed the attention and anger of a bunch of middle-aged losers like i did, and i'm only 15! hahaha!

http://home.hiwaay.net/~pcasteel/ima...lyfucker17.jpg

Googling around, I found a pic of deimos420. Just wanted to put a face to the name. You're up early for a pothead - it must suck having your dad wake you up on his way out the door.

And people wonder why Wal Mart hires so many illegal aliens.

I, for one, am shocked. Shocked!

I'm back to being impressed with his punctuation - and people think teenagers these days are all text-maniacs?

I, for one, am extremely unimpressed. At 15, I was already writing for my school's satirical paper, THE FULCRUM (the official school paper was called THE LEVER). Hey, anyone remember Tomas R.? He was 15, also, I think, and actually brighter than this kid. Tomas! Come back!

Hey, deimos, sorry the witty comebacks around here aren't up to YOUR standards. Er, "you are all boring and lame"? :rolleyes:

I think perhaps something more direct and less filled with difficult references such as Mad Magazine. Perhaps something like, "Deimos totally sucks ass. Like, dude is a lamer, y'know? Totally."

Deimos, repeat after me..."Paper or Plastic? Would you like to supersize that for only 59 cents more? Which shovel should I use in the ditch? Where'dya want me to dump this manure load again?"

Now you can't say you didn't get any preparation for your eventual career choices while you were here at The Cellar.