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Elspode 02-07-2009 12:11 AM

The Cellar: We've shown you ours, now show us yours. Want!

toranokaze 02-22-2009 11:17 AM

The Cellar: the Touchstone of the internet

Crimson Ghost 02-22-2009 04:21 PM

The Cellar: It's what we want on our tombstone

NoBoxes 03-06-2009 05:10 AM

The Cellar: Ass, Gas or Grass... well, really only the first one works here 'cause we're reasonably sure we can kick it.

Queen of the Ryche 03-13-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 531508)
The Cellar: We've shown you ours, Now show us yours. But what's the point? Everyone knows ours is bigger.

.....or smaller.....

capnhowdy 03-13-2009 04:00 PM

Good point, Queen.

sugarpop 03-14-2009 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 326464)
The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind - but doesn't do shit for a badly chafed penis.

bwahahahaha. This is a great thread! I'm laughing my arse off!

sugarpop 03-14-2009 09:32 AM

The Cellar: Scratches and sniffs, beware the dirty underwear.

NoBoxes 03-21-2009 05:12 AM

The Cellar: Rape is a bad thing, but everything else is up for debate ... except friggin' immigration (for just a little while)!

monster 04-06-2009 09:33 PM

The Cellar: Now with rubber baby buggy bumpers

and also rubbered bumpy baby buggers

NoBoxes 04-08-2009 05:26 AM

The Cellar: Now with rubber baby buggy bumpers ... for her pleasure.

Gravdigr 04-19-2009 10:31 PM

1. The Cellar: We're fucking this chicken, you just hold the wings.
2. The Cellar: You ain't gonna shit right for a week.

NoBoxes 05-06-2009 11:36 PM

The Cellar: Way cooler than that last site you were looking at and there hasn't been a killer named for us ... yet.

Aliantha 06-08-2009 06:27 PM

The Cellar: Where that last drink would have brought you if it weren't for that really hot guy

NoBoxes 06-09-2009 03:30 AM

The Cellar: Where that last drink would have brought you if it had been an Irish coffee.

Aliantha 06-12-2009 10:50 PM

The Cellar: "Some of the most horrible people I've ever had the displeasure of encountering. I hate them, and I don't hate anyone." said the wicked witch of the north in reference to the lollipop league.

Crimson Ghost 06-13-2009 05:55 AM

The Cellar: "Some of the most horrible people I've ever had the displeasure of encountering. I hate them, and I don't hate anyone." - Richard Simmons

Shawnee123 06-13-2009 01:30 PM

The Cellar: "Some of the most horrible people I've ever had the displeasure of encountering. I hate them, and I don't hate anyone." --Leona Helmsley

lumberjim 06-13-2009 03:42 PM

I'm pretty sure that was daffodil, actually.

NoBoxes 06-13-2009 09:10 PM

Quote:

The Cellar: "Some of the most whorrible people I've ever had the displeasure of encountering. I hate them, and I don't hate anyone."
Fixed it for ya!

Shawnee123 06-13-2009 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 573897)
I'm pretty sure that was daffodil, actually.

They are all the same to me. Yawnish.

Aliantha 06-15-2009 07:19 PM

The Cellar: You put your weed in there! Now hand it over!!!

Shawnee123 06-15-2009 07:54 PM

The Cellar: You put your weed in there! Hey, that was my weed. Wait, whut? Did something just happen?

NoBoxes 06-15-2009 11:48 PM

The Cellar: You put your weed in there! It's a kushy place for it.

Gravdigr 06-25-2009 03:19 PM

The Cellar: You put your weed in there!

We're just like good weed...Sticky and dank.

Elspode 07-17-2009 07:09 PM

The Cellar: The secret ingredient is...love! But don't ask about the special sauce.

Aliantha 08-20-2009 07:58 PM

The Cellar: Post now or forever hold your piece...err...penis...?

Shawnee123 09-04-2009 09:09 AM

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The Cellar: Obey

monster 09-04-2009 12:30 PM

Cellar: Obey ...Wanker Newbie

http://anakin_sky.homestead.com/news_ep3_obi-wan.jpg

monster 09-08-2009 10:56 PM

The Cellar: A Stayman Winesap in a world of Red Delicious ..but it's ok, we'll wipe it up

sexobon 10-09-2009 04:13 AM

The Cellar: There will only be peace once we are all crushed into a singularity. -toranokaze : There will only be peace of mind when all the ice is crushed into a margarita. -sexobon, searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

sexobon 11-28-2009 08:26 PM

The Cellar: I'm sorry, was this thread a debate, or a conversation? Oh never mind, I see now that it was just another emmanation.

skysidhe 11-28-2009 08:49 PM

The Cellar: Inglorious Basterds

sexobon 11-28-2009 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 613289)
The Cellar: Inglorious Basterds

Shouldn't it be: Inglorious Bastards?

Shouldn't the post be in the thread: Cellar tag lines?

Actually, that Emma impersonation was pretty good! :applause:

DanaC 11-29-2009 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 613315)
Shouldn't it be: Inglorious Bastards?

perhaps she was using the Tarantino film title? Which is spelled bizarrely. Though I think he spelled it Inglourious.

skysidhe 11-29-2009 07:33 AM

Yes it was the Taranteno film which is spelled Basterds.

Also Known As: Inglorious Bastards (USA) (working title)

Yes it reminded me of emma and so I thought it would make a good tag line.

DanaC 11-29-2009 08:15 AM

Ahh. It was Inglourious Basterds we got over here :P

skysidhe 11-29-2009 08:27 AM

:P

That's just the way you say it: Basterds.- Tarantino

ZenGum 11-29-2009 06:44 PM

Bah-Stud!

sexobon 12-10-2009 03:47 AM

The Cellar: Underpromised; overdelivered, unapologetic.

sexobon 01-29-2010 03:37 AM

The Cellar: Please remove shoes before entering, because I have none and need to leave after throwing mine at some politician.

sexobon 03-04-2010 04:42 AM

dedicated to Pie
 
The Cellar: Don't touch the monkey...it logs you out after flinging poo at your politics.

sexobon 03-14-2010 05:19 AM

The Cellar: Trust us, our folks won't be home for hours... did you hear a car door? OMG, we forgot to spring forward for DST!

sexobon 03-27-2010 04:27 AM

The Cellar: It is what it is, except when it ain't and we always tell the truth, except when we lie.

sexobon 04-19-2010 02:25 AM

The Cellar: Press 1 for English, 2 for Spanish and 3 for no particular reason if your name is Radar.

Aliantha 04-30-2010 12:35 AM

The Cellar: Nice hooters, snappy looks and brains. This *is* heaven!, unless you prefer inbred rednecks.

Shawnee123 04-30-2010 08:04 AM

Which we Also have, in Abundants.

sexobon 05-01-2010 03:10 AM

The Cellar: Nice hooters, snappy looks and brains. This *is* heaven! Of course, that depends on what your definition of "is" is.

sexobon 05-09-2010 03:15 AM

The Cellar: You're so vain, you probably think this forum's about you and oh-oo-oh you think you're special, oh-oo-oh you think you're something else; okay, so you've got a computer: that don't impress me much.

sexobon 05-19-2010 03:44 AM

The Cellar: Al Gore invented the Internet so more people could get here; but, sometimes the stars align and there are still some folks that can't get here.

sexobon 05-31-2010 12:34 AM

The Cellar: Uh, we found your cat...and he wants to stay; but, your spouse is ready to go home now.

Aliantha 05-31-2010 03:00 AM

The Cellar: Uh, we found your cat...and he wants to stay for the chicken noodle soup.

monster 06-07-2010 08:54 PM

The Cellar: Uh, we found your cat...and he wants to stay in this nice warm pot of water with the potatoes and little seasoning....

sexobon 06-13-2010 05:51 AM

The Cellar: Uh, we found your cat...and he wants to stay. We think he'll blend in.


http://cellar.org/attachment.php?att...1&d=1276386268

sexobon 06-20-2010 03:17 AM

The Cellar: Enjoy posting here as a way of interacting with other human beings where only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

monster 06-27-2010 07:43 AM

The Cellar: Part of the Early Derecho Warning System Network -sponsored by BP

monster 07-24-2010 10:09 PM

The Cellar: Where you hide the sex toys when the folks drop by to borrow them

sexobon 08-14-2010 03:02 AM

Quote:

The Cellar: Those who like this sordid thing will find this is the sordid thing they like.
Fixed it for ya. :D

Gravdigr 08-14-2010 03:09 AM

Teh Cellar: BB of The Beast

sexobon 08-14-2010 03:33 AM

Grvdgr, this is the "Respond to the Cellar Tagline" thread. You want the "Cellar tag lines" thread in Meta. ;)


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