I was thinking the same thing. It feels with its whip, locates the target, and then lunges with its cute little claws.

I will hear the sound of those wasps clicking against that camera for the rest of my life.

They seem a bit pissed off.

Why on earth did he go to all that trouble?
Oh, I see...

Having snake handlers in your bathroom?

Dreamed I had a whip spider as a pet last night.
I had it with me on a National Express coach, and was blowing on it gently to keep it warm.
It was out on the little fold down tray in front of me.

Huh.
I usually dream of mice - am I going up the food chain or down?

German wasps are "yellowjackets". I didn't know they had them in NZ. I hate those buggers as much as fire ants.

I want one too! Even if just in my dreams.

Still haven't watched the whip spider vid...and might not.

It's really more of a scorpion without a tail and with cute little freaky claws.

Yeeeaaah, no.

Spider nest in a Kentucky home. They claim there are at least 3 similar nests in every home. I don't think I could sleep if I lived in Kentucky.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSigMbHCEAA4e3N.jpg:large

https://twitter.com/horrifyingpics/s...23104549998592

My house has no such guests.


NOITDON'TSHUTYERFUCKINGMOUTH!!!!!


:p:

A Western Brown Snake, the most venomous is the world, slithers into a guy's house and get it's head caught in a plastic reusable mouse trap. Now this snake, who's venom from one bite will kill six people, is alive and pissed! The guy calls a snake wrangler who comes and RELEASES THIS SPAWN OF SATAN INTO THE WILD.

I'm with you 100%. Snakes don't bother me, but when it comes to spiders I have to get Addie to kill them for me.

OMG, a dream come true, someone to ship me live cockroaches.

My eye is drawn to the hand, and then I start looking down the body of the thing, taking in its length, and WTF is that a mouse!?

I was thinking taxidermy (Nope! Chuck Testa.), maybe.

Still, GAH!!!

Only because YOU weren't sleeping when it got hungry. :eek:

Leech vs Worm

This picture was captioned "There are 4 Copperheads in this picture, if you only see three, they win".
I can't find the fourth. :ipray:

I win!
I see all four!

I won't be mean and show them (but did you miss the one bottom right in the leaves?)

The fourth one (highest in the picture for me) took way too long, I'm dead.

I still only see three, but what do you want from a dead guy. :smack:

EDIT: Ah, found it. Closest one too, must be the one that killed me. Thanks for nothing, St Patrick.

I found all 4 well actually the last 2 found me.

Rather I think. Tail is thick

Did you smell them? Copperheads smell vaguely of cucumbers. And they will occasionally chase you.

I found all four. I also found a larger version of the pic in which they are more easily distinguished.

Ours are more rust-colored.

Brown Recluse

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This one fell victim to Popdigr, again, in the utility room, which is in my house!!!

Dis shit gotta stop.:mad:

Here's the answer to your problem. Or you can have Addie come over, she kills spiders with her fingers but is prone to chase you with them (not cool!).

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/a...uo-540x304.png

I'm thinking of handling the situation this way:

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I may need to borrow one of your flamethrowers...

Damn right, drive them from the castle!


#4 is the one I couldn't find... the one that killed me.

I was bitten by the vertical one.

broken links

Texas hunters moved their ground hunting blind and found this pile of rattlesnakes underneath!! Full story is in the below Popular Mechanics story.

http://cdn0.wideopencountry.com/wp-c...es-793x526.jpg

http://www.popularmechanics.com/adve...facebook-post/

In which post?

A steak through the heart...

Gah! It's the debbil.

Schrodinger's Snakes.
One on the hot, one on the ground, then one decided to sink his fangs into the other. Bzzzzt! Dead!

Yay!

It's bad enough keeping an eye on the ground and the toilet, and tree limbs. But fences, crap.

That's weird.

Chain snake. . .


Snake slalom.

Horizontal slalom?

Good idea. When remote control drones get small enough, I can see kids having fun racing them through the links of a fence.

Practice makes... mess.

Findagrave???

Findagrave.

Not to be confused with FindaGrav™, which is a latenight, post-$5-buckets-of-beer-night, inter-gender party game.:cool:

Three distinct nightmare scenarios:

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Python
 

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Attaporn Boonmakchuay? Biting on... pulling down... Boonmakalaca! Boonmakalaca!
Thai people are stupid. Case in point; "The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild". What are you fucking nuts? :facepalm:

Damn right it should be released into the wild. Some fucktard has probably been keeping it as a pet and let it escape.

No, no, no, this is Thailand not England. They released it into the wild because that's where it came from... and may again. :unsure:
Fought it for half an hour while his wife and or neighbor tied a string on it? Fuck that, cut it's head off... quick. http://cellar.org/2015/willy_nilly.gif

That motherfucker has to go into a woodchipper after biting my dong.

Fuck that "released to the wild" shit.

I'm surprised - I'd have thought you'd want your snake released into the wild :P

:D

My snake, sure. Not that one, though.

:headshake

Not one that has been trying to pull your dick down the drain for half an hour. http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif
LOOK AT THE BLOOD!

NO TEETH!!!

BAD PYTHON! BAD BAD BAD!

Y'know, it mighta been thirty seconds and *felt* like half a minute.

I've been bitten by big snakes (not on my dick, however) and it's a project getting them loose. They're built to move that material down the gullet.