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Kittens...
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[emoji1] that is so funny and you are so lucky to find a screwball cat. Just like his can opener.
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The above is for Gravdigr. I forgot to quote. Upside down cat. How did he get up there?
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Notice the really whacky kittens are blonds. :bolt:
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I almost brought a kitteh home the other night, though. Bartender's neighbor's sow cat had kittens, but, the can opener's kid (5-ish) wasn't about to let go of any of them. The one I had picked out was a gray bar tabby (I call 'em jail cats, because of the gray bars:)) w/half a tail. Was gonna call him Bob. Maybe Stumpy.:lol2: |
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They get angry, we're lucky they haven't figured out how to build suicide vests.
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My last kitten died and I couldn't continue my thread. I was going to show him growing up, but it just tore me up. Here I am the tough or maybe not so tough biker guy. Anyways life moves on and here is my cat Monkey. She is always in a tree or on the roof. This is her typical position in the house.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3335e3ff7e.jpg
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Gravity? We don't have gravity. We don't need no stinking gravity.
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Great. Freaked-out-cat urine, temporarily weightless. Gross.
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Little kitteh might want to reassess his place in the food chain:
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House cat: I am God's perfect killing machine. Lion: Of course you are. |
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Nice kitty, calm kitty, please. :eek:
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I Wish I could stretch like that.
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1. Do not expose the mogwai to bright lights or sunlight which will kill it.
2. Do not let it get wet. 3. Never, ever feed it after midnight. Attachment 61108 |
Poor Kitteh's have no fur and are cold.
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Shh!
They can hear your thoughts. |
I'm going to be reincarnated as a cat if I have a choice.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...bdf8e45a8a.jpg
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Last evening on Family Feud the question was something like 'Name an animal described as busy.'
This one dumbass answered 'Tiger, Steve.' Yeah, busy as a tiger. When Steve (Harvey) came around to the same guy a second time on the same question, he answered 'I'm going with cat, Steve.' Cat. Literally the laziest animal on the planet. Sleeps eighteen hours a day. Yep, the busy cat. What an ijit. |
Yeah but to be fair, while cats are sleeping they are dreaming up new ways to disembowel you in a more painful manner. That's busy. :p:
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that's funny!
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Catty bitches...
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"And not the first fuck was given among the bunch of 'em."
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Lalah the climbing kitty:
Apparently, an A-10 Warthog does a fly-by and lets loose w/the cannon at the 49 second mark...Audible in the background. |
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Someone say cats?
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They look thrilled ... NOT!
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Cat survives antifreeze poisoning after vodka given as antidote
And, of course, he's black, like my boy Slick.:( |
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Our latest catquisition. He's a five year old Egyptian Mau. We named him Mau (not very inventive, right?). In this photo taken by Tree Fae, I am pretty sure he wanted Leonardo DiCaprio to draw him like one of his French girls.
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Sleeping in the bird bath. Mine find a way to the roof or on top of the carport.
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That is one handsome feline.
Id have called him Ramses. Or Ozymandias, Cat of Cats. |
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He is a damn good looking cat, though. Sadly, he knows it, and can be an arrogant catfuck at times. |
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In the birdbath, above, he's being a magnificent bastard. |
He is a magnificent bastard.
And for the record in my head that was pronounced a la Gene Hunt: |
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Don't meddle... :headshake
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Kitty
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mom's cat
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Sorry for the size, we are trying to learn how to make the pictures fit the cellar.
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one of my cats
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my chloe
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All cat toys, right?
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Those are my Beanie Babys.
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OK, so they're not allowed to play with them... when you're home.:rolleyes:
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My cats are too cool, for Beanie Babys.
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Unless the figure out they aren't allowed.;)
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Litterbox
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Cat's are for everybody. He can Fuck off and Die.
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My cat is Dying
My 17-year old cat keeps aggressively wanting to escape outside the house and wander around. We live out in the country. I think he's looking for a place to lay down and die. He's very old, doesn't have much muscle mass left.
A few days ago he got out and we couldn't find him. I thought he escaped into the woods and we'd never see him again. I told my kids.. sometimes very old animals want to find a quiet place to lay down and go to sleep. And sometimes they want to go to sleep in a quiet place, and have it be the last time they go to sleep.. and not wake back up. "Do you understand?" I asked. They did. Eventually he came back inside. We fed him some chicken. I cried.. a lot. I cried because he's the oldest friend I have around. I've known him longer than my wife, my kids, longer than every single person I know who lives here in my new home state of Oregon. I cried because, after my wife left me and I was living alone, miserable, in a high rise apartment in Portland, working a remote IT job and having no human contact, he was the only one who was there with me through it all. He would lay in bed with me when I was depressed. My bond with him is deeper and more enduring than I can even put into words. I've been preparing for this for about a year now. We got a hamster, a couple of rabbits, even another cat. That's to soften the blow for the kids. But it doesn't do anything for me. When he dies I will be losing a friend that has been with me through two marriages, three states, my entire career, the birth of my children. He's been a constant in my life since I was in my twenties. ƒuckin' stupid idiot cat |
I'm so sad for you, Flint. *hug*
I lost a 17-year-old kitty a few years ago. I still think about her every day. One of the kitties she left behind mourns for her all the time - wandering around the house crying/looking for her. (She has another playmate, but he doesn't seem to miss the old lady the way Zoey does.) Now that the remaining two are getting on in years, I worry that they'll be gone soon, too. Had a scare last month when my crazy boy kitty (Spike) suddenly started losing weight. Turns out he has asthma and allergies. Which cost me about $500 all told. ƒuckin' stupid idiot cat :rolleyes: |
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