Though I just now found it, there was a rebuttal posted on YouTube six days after your post, Happy Monkey.

I was all set to gripe about the inappropriateness of that last post in a non-NSFW thread...



...then I remembered I started this thread w/a post concerning menstrual cups, and thought "meh, chocolate dicks ain't so bad."

Want, like you wouldn't believe.

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Available at: The Space.com Store, $29.95.

That's pretty cool. Although if I had it, I would be so anal I would have a hard time with the ship's name and number being off to the side like that all the time.

Actually I will protest the fondant filled dildos in a thread not marked as NSFW..
Not appropriate to appear on your screen - given they are realistically moulded.

Can we have them switched to a NSFW thread please mods?

done

via Yahoo!News

Guitar Pee Urinal Turns User Into A Music Whiz


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You know urine a crazy place when you see that.

Wait, seriously, it's got an electric cable running into it. I'm not pissing into that. :shock:

oh come on zen! i've been struck by lightning and electrocuted by 120 and 240. it doesn't hurt that bad! maybe that's why i type in run on sentences and paragraphs! go ahead, piss on it!

Yeahbbut ... on yer wang?

I talked a friend into pissing on the spark plug to shut off a lawn mower once , Not the brightest bulb in the pac ,
same dude pissed on a HOG fence !!!
He Has NO children as far as I Know

Especially since the fence incident.

ok no, not with my wang. you got me there......i'm not the friend Zip was referring to....

Flip-flop-selling vending machines??? Twenty fucking bucks? For flip-flops?????

I believe you can buy panties from a machine in Japan.

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There's not much more likely to get stuck in a vending machine than flip-flops.

FTFY

Word. I do good to get my pack of crackers. And people thought I went ballistic over 75 cents! For $20, I'm lighting that sumbitch on fire!

You know, I believe they were used panties, now that I think of it.

They're shrink wrapped so they shouldn't get hung up any worse than anything else... the shoes, not the used panties.

I bought a pair of flipflops from The Pound Shop last year.
Well actually Mum bought them, to go to and from the shower block when we were on holiday.
I am still wearing them and she borrows them when she goes to have her toenails painted.

So by my reckoning, $20 flip flops better last me 13 years at current exchange rates...

Not knocking fancy footwear (anything over £10 is fancy for me).
I take a UK size 6, feel free to send me all kinds of expensive flip flops for my 40th birthday. 1st July dontcha know.

Or used underwear of course ;)

I used to baulk at spending more than a couple of bucks on flip-flops, but after I scored a really good pair on clearance and now I wear them all the time, I can't go back to the cheapies. My good pair just wore out and the only replacements I could find were $15 crocs brand. Near killed me to buy them........ but i know I wont slip on deck and they have great arch and heel support. So comfy. And not likely to break at an inopportune moment.

Teva makes awesome flip-flops, monster, if you want to shy away from the Crocs.

Hm, thanks, I just looked them up and the ones that might do what I need them to do on deck were $60 and up! :eek: figures.... :lol:

Telegraph
12 June 2012
Sales of ‘wet dog’ perfume soar

Wait, I thought April First was already over.

It is, but gullible sucker lasts all year long.

I'm guessing it's more of a revenge tool. You know, Great Aunt Sadie pisses you off...soak her bed linens in Eau de Mutt.

Don't forget the linen closet.

Via the LA Times. TOTALLY beats a flip-flop machine.

Looks grim.

:D

I can't imagine it being any worse than Dominos or Pizza Hut or Papa Johns, and potentially way tastier (or at least more convenient than less-tasty). Better topping selection, and fuckin' INSTANT as HELL.

Unless the pizza vending machine is located right outside your door, commercial delivery pizza wins. I don't want to drive to get substandard pizza.

I just came back from London, where I saw just that and thought of this thread, took a photo and now I find you're already wise to it. :sniff:

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It stands in a University of London student hall. Unfortunately it was out of order or else I would have tried one, just for the fun of it. :neutral:

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Cool!

ƒucking βrilliant.

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zero gravity toothbrush?

Hoverbrush.

Lamest game. EVAH.

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That's because you're not autistic.

Seriously, I already sent the Amazon link to a friend, her son is going to love it.

I first noticed this by it's title on Craig's List:

Chainsaw wench - $550 (myrtle creek)

But despite the mis-spelling, it looks like a neat tool...

I've seen those before.

If it has the necessary gear reduction, it could be quite handy.

Sounds like a female Ash.

they must give the engineers at sony some paid free time.

Freakin cool!

:lol: waste of battery power, resources and effort ... but it'll sell, and you could really freak your cat out with it.

If it were the iRolly it would sell, but Sony lacks the religious adherents.

No more sake at Sony engineer planning meetings. I'm sure that is actually prototyping for the Sony robot overlord of our future.

Hey, look, it's almost life-size, too.

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Not to start a trend, but...

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And then there's this.

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that's +1 genius, but I don't have the shoes that should go with them.

Are they sock sandals or sandal socks?

sandal socks

I think you're wrong, BigV, and here's why:

They are not socks made for wearing under sandals. They are socks made to look like sandles with socks underneath.

But that means they are, primarily, socks. Within the category of socks, they are modified as being sandal-like.

In English, the chief category goes at the end, and modifiers get stacked in front. I wear blue pants, not pants blue.

I think these are sandal socks.

Or sandal-look socks.

Or maybe we should just call them "nerd feet" and be done with it.

We will have to agree to disagree. :lol:

In product, ingredient lists, we in the US know the first ingredient is the main component.

The most important role for a sock to be is to be a sock that conforms to your sock needs. Oh. You're wearing sandles? These socks will be virtually unnoticeable.

:p