no

have you ever fantasized about someone pouring something on you?

uh. . . . yes!

if you could, would you do it again?

The pouring thing? No.

Would you two like to be left alone for a while?

I dunno. Who are you leaving me alone with? I believe Thrillhouse is a girl and Captn Howdy may have a GF, so NO to the two above.

Would you like for ME to leave you alone for a while?

No.


Have you ever moved and when your stuff arrived and was unpacked it wasn't yours?

no

Have you ever came 'home' and your shit was piled up in the floor nearest the main exit/entry?

YES! It sucked!

Do you like moving?

no

well that depends.


Do you have a garden?

*sigh* alas, no.

do you talk in your sleep?

yes... or so I'm told.

Do you believe in the afterlife?

No

Do you believe in the afterdeath?

No

Are we all made of starstuff?

Yes, in an ultimately and roundabout way. =D

Have you seen a shooting star?

Yes. Of course.

Have you seen the Northern Lights?

yes

the Southern Cross?

Yes

Ever seen a sun dog ??

yes

Is it too much to expect tact and decorum from the media?

YES!

Do you pick your nose and eat it?

no

Do you scratch your arm pits then sniff it ??

eww no!

Is it sunny where you are?

Yes.

Do you live in a condominium?

no

Can you squash aphids with your bare fingers?

no

ever zip your member up in your jeans?

yes

Ever gotten a BJ from a girl with braces and she got TOO in to it and you almost had to get stiches On MR Happy ??

err, No

Ever given a BJ and not been able to control your gag reflux and ..well..I'm sure you can visualise the rest?

NO !!!

Have you ever farted while doing the deed ??

yes.

have you ever farted while doing the deed and then looked at your partner with horror and said, "OMG! did you just fart?" in a really accusatory way? ;)

PS- why is the cellar being slower than molasses in January today?

Bri,
because the servers are tooooo frgnnin busy..... and it ain't even January.. ( but no telling what them bloke/sheilas are doing downunder)

Q: you ever put pantyh053s on your head?

Bzzzz! Foul!!

Tiddy, you didnt answer Bri's q :p

Whats the penalty again? oh crap, I'll make it up.....

2 x Tequila Crudas with the salt taken on some obscure body part :o

@ Ducknuts: I don't know the answer to Bri's question.... I put a condom filled with Chateau Brieanne and Hone in a condom, and stuck my penis in a freezer (although slamming the door acrost it sorta sucked)... We Venture..

YOUr questions,..... ?

NO, you don't need salt, .... just pour the tequila on all body parts... (neck wrinkles, boobie creases, arm pits, and netherworlds)

Q: You ever really WATCH a baseball game?

A: not me
Q: how much burning magnisism does it take to quench a waters' thirst?

However much is in a gatorade?


Does a crickets chirpping speed have anything to do with how warm the summers night is?

Yes

Have you ever been with a partner (long term or not so long term) who made seriously weird noises whilst shagging?

No

Have you ever tried to talk dirty or make seriously weird noises while shagging, and end up laughing because it was totally out of character?

No.

After you eat asparagus, does your pee smell different?

Yes. And it's florescent yellow.

Did you know that if you drink a giant bottle of red Gatorade, your poop will be red?

No, but the US version of *giant* scares me...your beverages over there are friggen HUGE!!

Have you ever fallen over whilst wearing a short skirt and minimal underwear?

yes. (long story, get it??...me neither)

have you ever snorted a fly? either on purpose or accidently

No.

Have you ever intentionally eaten a dragonfly?

no ,


Have you ever eaten an ant ??

yes, when I was little

have you ever eaten poop?

No , but I was standing next to a cattle trailer this one time and heard a cow stomp Verry squishilly , and well i'll let your imagenation fill in the rest :(

Have you ever fallen face first in the mud ??

No, but ass first, in front of the football team in college. (there's a story there)

Would you ever hang-glide?

naked?

yes

Have you ever ridden a bicycle naked ??

Ohhh No!!!!

Ever driven a car naked?

No, I don't ever drive after drinking that much.

Ever masturbated in a car while driving?

Yes. It will actually keep you awake if you have to drive all night :redface:

Have you ever masturbated the driver of a car which was going 70 miles per hour?

errr..No

Ever been masturbated by a passenger whilst driving at 112kms per hour ?

No, my fares prefer to pay me in cash, although I do give them the option.

Ever pictured your parents having sex?

i have it framed in my room. it was of course the moment that i was fused into existance

ever SEEN your parents having sex? but not with each other?

Yes. Well, just mom (parents are divorced). I would give anything to delete that image from my brain.

Ever had sex in your parents bed?

Parts of me.

Ever played strip trivia on long road trips?

yes.

ever hit a tree at nearly 100km/h because you stuggled to get your tshirt off while playing strip trivia on a long road trip?

No.

Ever do the busboy (or, busgirl) in the giant walk-in freezer?

no

Ever ridden a bicycle for 100miles or more? in one hit/day?

no

ever given an old person a sponge bath?

No.

Ever been given a medical sponge bath by something really attractive?

No.

Ever walked barefoot on a Caribbean beach?

no

have you ever been naked in public?