but I couldn't handle using any of them.

HAR HAR !!!!

She said handle !!!!!!

Damn talk about sex appeal?

Wolf - she's got nice, um, hands.

I think that is just the confessional, unless it's a baptist church. In which case, I'm not going to be baptised...

What can I say?

Nice one. I think that VW bugs wearing bras are ridiculous too.

Shouldn't that be in the dog pics thread? :p

Well WFT

RE: #489

I'm trying to picture the blue ribbon winner.

You've seen Jurassic Park, yes?

#490 A rat-atat-ama ????

What was that guy doing, stage-diving? :eek:

No, I think that's crime scene tape. :biggrin:

Useful Advice :biggrin:

Mmmm lobster! Pass the butter!!

404, I saw that very car driving West on I-4 one day some years ago. From the opposite side of the concrete barrier, it just looked like a giant lobster doing 70mph and made me do such a double take put the right wheels off the road and onto the shoulder. Had I actually wrecked, I have no idea how I would have explained that one to the police or insurance agent.

"Honest, officer, It was a giant red lobster coming right at me!"

"What do you mean, 'have I been drinking?' There really was a giant lobster, sir"

"No sir, I'm not on any medication, there was this big ass lobster..."

"No wait, what's with the handcuffs?...it was huge...and doin' at least 70...I'm not lying...wait"

Its a dolphin I tell ya !!!!!!

Camero with big feet?

Run. Run away, screaming.

http://fox.org/~vince/out/recursion.gif

Cubic Inches: 327
Ground Clearance: 18"
Wheel Size: 20"
Cost to Build: $15,000.00
I.Q. of Driver: 12

Dodgy fountain....
http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix.../Almaden1.html

that is SOOOOO fucking cool looking , but SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING TOXIC !!!!!!

Doesn't mercury give off some sort of poisonous vapor?

Yup, apparently it does, according to this EPA site.

I guess the fountain creater, Calder didn't know or didn't care about that. :dead:

And it eats aluminium. Hence the ban on thermometers on planes.

I remember in high school science class, in the late 60's, we made mercury by heating an orange colored powder in test tubes over Bunson burners. We all then put our mercury into a large beaker, after rolling it around in our hands and playing with it, and tried floating different objects in it.

A few years ago, same high school, my nephew told me the entire school was evacuated when someone dropped and broke a mercury filled thermometer in a hallway. Go figure. :eyebrow:

no, it's not me
 

here you go

no, it's not me

Yeah, I didn't think you wore that much makeup...

Nonono -- I'm sorry! I couldn't resist! Don't hurt me... :p

That'll teach Arsen not to get drunk and pass out naked, huh? :eek:

If you think that's impressive you should see the smoke rings!

And this was befor she shaved his ass ,

I took this picture the other day.

Oregon: The Low Self Esteem State


http://www.nexuscore.com/boring.JPG

Got a few cities here in CT that fit that description...we just don't advertize it on signs. :rolleyes:

Well, take the road one way you go to the City of Boring, and take the other way you go to Oregon City. I think they should have reversed the names onthe sign in my opinion :)

Woman driver or someone just needed a new window?

that thing gotta hemi? :D

Better think of it this way: A woman's way of putting in a new window :)

YEEEEEEE FUCKING HAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!

Now that's some useful gate
 

People are so ... inventive :-)

I saw this truck in the parking lot at work and couldn't resist snapping a picture.

Driver - "OK asshole, where do you want your damn delivery?"

Pickup trucks and trailers. They just belong together, don't you think?

Sorry. Sometimes I just assume all you viewers at home are following along.

I got a chuckle looking at this post. Notice the skirt at the bottom. I'm thinking that's not your average suburban home. That's a double-wide.

The juxtaposition of the realization that it was a trailer and a pickup gave me a chuckle.

Ugh , most insurance companys won't give you a ( mobile ) Home owners policy on a trailer if it doesn't have a skirt (with out it the bottom side of a trailer is open to the elements , insulation , air moveing ducts , water pipes , electrical wires , etc,,,,,) , ancored to the ground and the trailer seperatly , as in the top of the skirt MUST be connected to the trailer , and the bottum MUST be ancored to the ground .
Single wide , double wide , or tripple wide ( yes they DO exist ) it don't matter .

'Nuf said !!!

:D

Taken at Bush Intercontinental Airport, Houston 2/26/05:
 

Welcome to Texas!

Taken by my mom this week in Essex County, England.
Secret indeed.

.

Happy Easter.

Guess I'm next in line for a ticket to hell for snickering at that one...

BRB = be right back

or Bath Room Break if you are chatting in an active window

Here's something strange I got in an email the other day. :eyebrow:

Reminds me of the Magical Flounder story. Shouldn't that guy get a bunch of wishes for his good deed?