noodle, you are very cute (which is why it's very sad that you insist on practicing Christianity...sigh) but you need to smile and not stare at us with that crazed, "I am a homeless man willing to kill you for cough syrup" look on your face. That's why it said you matched Anton LeVey. I may be recalling someone else saying this, but wasn't it you who said your naked body was "mesmerizing"--? Well. I'm game. Put it up there. Let's see!

And, Glatt: is that pic circa 1988? :D

I just got chills! It was February or March 1988. Seriously. How did you know?

I totally had that same hair-do! ;)

smiling is not metal.

as for naked pics, this is the internet. there are bound to be some out there. in the meantime, just imagine a deflated tire resting on hipbones that have been attached to a telephone pole, and you're just about there.

Oh, and a ginormous elephant trunk is under the tire.

I think you paid me a compliment in there somewhere, thanks :) \m/

Real or Fake?

(couple IOTDs in here, I think)

78%. Recognize a few fakes from Worth1000. (Hello everyone - been kinda busy since the move from L.A. to CO, and got blocked from the Cellar at work. Double bummer - miss you guys.)

36 out of 40, 90%. Lots of past IOTDs.

I think the thin air has gotten to my memory..............what were we talking about?

You answered 33 items out of 40 correctly.

Your score is 83%. Great job!

36/40 90%

30/40

75%

the animals messed me up.

You answered 34 items out of 40 correctly.

Your score is 85%. Great job!

35/40 -- missed the Toronto blackout one, the USA jets, the forest fire, the hillbilly wedding (but I know people like that), and...I can't remember the last one.

38/40. 2 I though were real with strange explanations and not what they appeared, but nooooooo. :lol:

only 75%....

Gallery of bad videogame cover art. It's in portuguese, but I could pick out most of the descriptions. Funny stuff.

I have a couple of those.

I rarely consider cover art in my game purchases. I'm big on back-of-the-box descriptions, though.

The best RPG ever. Very difficult to stop playing.

A little essay on mall Santas -- with pics

A fun little time waster, reminds me of pachinko...gridgame.

18, 409, 1029. :)

Clear your desks, students. We have a pop quiz. The topic is Greek Mythology. It comes in two parts.

Ready? Begin part one.






My score, part one
You have got 15 correct out of 20 questions. Your score is 75. :( disappointed.

part two:
You have got 13 correct out of 20 questions. Your score is 65. (better quit while I'm ahead)

FIVE for the price of one!!

Click "videos". I laughed at all of them. I don't know what that says about the fella's puppetry skills, I fear what it says about my humor threshold. Enjoy.

14/20=70

Also face recognition gave me kevin spacey as a first choice. True, everyone says it. Oddly, they didn't suggest john cusack. In my younger days I was a dead ringer for him.

My score part I
You have got 16 correct out of 20 questions. Your score is 80.

Part II
You have got 12 correct out of 20 questions. Your score is 60.

17/20 = 85 in part 2

Loved it! http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/lol.gif

Been a busy day for me in this thread... :where is the busy beaver smilie?:

Ready for (another) one of those "which character am I?" survey thingies? .... Well, silence is assent, as I've heard, so here goes.

What D&D Character Are You? My results below. I would rate the result as flattering and mostly on target. This comes on the heels of a radio story today casting Seattlites as "earnest" and "satire challenged". Perhaps. I've been characterized that way before. Interestingly, the quiz coincided with a stretch of Jethro Tull on the iTunes shuffle play with a little Doors thrown in. Fine RPGing music for my money.


<b>I Am A:</b> Neutral Good Elf Ranger Cleric
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Neutral Good</b> characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Elves</b> are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Clerics</b> are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Mielikki</b> is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki's symbol is a unicorn head.
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Neutral Good Half-Elf Ranger Fighter

I am a Neutral Good Elf Ranger Bard with Mielikki as my Goddess (Lady of the Forest)

<b>I Am A:</b> Chaotic Good Human Ranger Fighter
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Chaotic Good</b> characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Humans</b> are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Fighters</b> are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Shaundakul</b> is the Chaotic Good god of travel and exploration. He is also known as the Rider of the Winds. His followers are typically rangers, and work to protect the land. They typically wear leather armor, and carry long swords and short bows. Shaundakul's symbol is a white hand with the index finger raised.
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Neutral Good Gnome Bard Mage
Follower Of Oghma

<b>I Am A:</b> Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Druid
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Chaotic Good</b> characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Elves</b> are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Druids</b> are a special variety of Cleric who serves the Earth, and can call upon the power in the earth to accomplish their goals. They tend to be somewhat fanatical about defending natural settings.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Solonor Thelandria</b> is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria's symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.

<b>I Am A:</b> Chaotic Good Elf Druid Mage
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Chaotic Good</b> characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Elves</b> are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Druids</b> are a special variety of Cleric who serves the Earth, and can call upon the power in the earth to accomplish their goals. They tend to be somewhat fanatical about defending natural settings.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Mages</b> harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Rillifane Rallathil</b> is the Chaotic Good elven god of woodlands and nature. He is also known as the Leaflord, the Wild One, and the Great Oak. He is appears as a huge oak tree. His followers believe that everyone should be free to spend their lives doing what nature has meant them to, and they protect the forests from those who would abuse them. Their preferred weapon is the quarterstaff. Rillifane Rallathil's symbol is an oak tree.

I'm a: Lawful Good Dwarf Fighter Ranger

follower of Moradin.

So, no chaotic evil gnome monks? I guess UG hasn't had time to try out.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/lol.gif

<b>I Am A:</b> Lawful Good Half-OrcFighter Ranger
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Lawful Good</b> characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Half-Orcs</b> are a cross between a human and an orc. Generally, this kind of mating does not occur willingly, so half-orcs are almost never raised by a full set of parents. They tend to be less intelligent and attractive than humans, but are generally stronger and hardier. Violence is a part of their nature, and few half-orcs manage to overcome this to follow other professions. They are generally treated with disdain by other races, if not outright hostility.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Fighters</b> are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Tyr</b> is the Lawful Good god of justice. He is also known as Tyr Grimjaws, Wounded Tyr, the Maimed God, and Blind Tyr. He appears as a warrior, missing his hand. Followers of Tyr are concerned first and foremost with justice - discovering the truth and punishing the guilty for their crimes. They wear blue and purple robes with a white sash, a white gauntlet on the left hand, and a black gauntlet on the right, to symbolize Tyr's lost hand. Their preferred weapon is the warhammer. Tyr's symbol is a set of scales resting on a warhammer.
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Now that's a combination you don't see very often, if ever.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/omg2.gif

the half Orc part bother me , other than that I am ok with it

Lawful Good Elf Ranger Mage
Follower Of Mielikki
:3_eyes:

Sony BMG XCP CD Exchange Link from UPS
 

Here is the Sony BMG XCP Exchange at UPS. You click on your titles, print a pre-paid shipping label, and ship them from any UPS location.

It's not too onerous a process, depending on how long they take to get the un-infected replacements back to you.

Here is a faithful graphic novel adaptation of War of the Worlds. It started at about the same time as the movie came out, and just finished.

<b>I Am A:</b> Neutral Good Elf Ranger Bard
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Neutral Good</b> characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Elves</b> are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Bards</b> are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Mielikki</b> is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki's symbol is a unicorn head.
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Me and 'Noodle are the same! :lovers:

<b>I Am A:</b> Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Bard
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Chaotic Good</b> characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Elves</b> are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Bards</b> are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Solonor Thelandria</b> is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria's symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.
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Hey Brianna, LFG? wink wink nudge nudge

Meat.

Could reasonably be found in current merry christmas vs happy holidays thread, intelligent design thread, so I'll split the difference and post it here.

Outstanding, thanks HM. :thumb:

Fantastic! Now I have to figure out what box or corner my copy of Jeff Wayne's Musical Version ended up in ...

OOOOOLA!

Banjo history. :D

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW !!!!!
 

That being said ,
a site that you can pick berast size and see how they will look with what sized implants !!!
http://www.otsuka-biyo.co.jp/lineup/...imulation.html
:D :D :D :D :D :D :eek: :eek: ;) ;)

A list of music videos , mostly Ero ,
http://docopenhagen.blogspot.com/200...s-of-2005.html

This is oh so fucking cool !!!!

Grab the vid !!!!!
http://cosmos.hc.uec.ac.jp/protrudef...002/index.html

That is cool. Reminds me of these guys:

185 pictures of Orchids :love:

For a second there I thought the site was broken. The default view is straight on and I did not notice any difference when I tried a D + 500cc combination. I had to select the middle tab to get a 3/4 profile to see results.

It's certainly an interesting application of the Internet.

That was a great show. The Shadows were wild!

http://www2.warnerbros.com/babylon5/...hadows/421.jpg

Initially I didn't like Bab5 ... because it suffered from bad pilot disease (explain to me again how you can poison someone through an environment suit with a contact poison?) but it grew on me when I had to tape season 5 for my boss because he didn't have cable.

check this out ,
http://ueba.com.br/forums/index.php?showtopic=20717

That is one heck of a way to dispose of a Christmas tree.