Bwahahahahahaha!
Actually I'd have pegged RZ as Blaine, because of his repeated insistence that he was logical and no-one else was.
I don't quite get it with UG (because outside of politics he is quite personable) but I can see where you're coming from.

Does that also make him Charley the Choo Choo? :)

Oh yes all those things are true, which is why this particular character reminds me of him. :)

Yeah...and also 'little Blaine' too. ;)

Shawnee never chatz.......... And I was so looking forward to Friday night chatz with the Shaw.....Oh well.......:)

Today, one of my classes was watching a portion of the 1968 Romeo and Juliet. Towards the middle of the movie, there is a scene with Romeo and Juliet in bed the morning after their wedding night. Because of school rules, we had to do our best to censor the nudity. Romeo's butt was covered by a piece of paper over the projector, as were Juliet's breasts.
My cooperating teacher thought the nudity was over and started to walk away. Juliet made a sudden move and her breasts flashed the screen for maybe a nanosecond.
Suddenly, I had a room full of adolescent boys screaming and whooping, including a young gentleman who chose to yell "I SAW THEM TITTIES!" over and over again at the top of his lungs.

I remember that scene well. My high school English teacher had some old video tape player that was like a reel to reel machine, with the tape on spools. I'd never seen one before and haven't seen one since. Anyway, she was trying to fast forward past the nudity, and was having a difficult time with this antiquated machine, and twice it paused on Juliet's boobs while the teacher frantically tried to get it playing again.

When I censored it for the next two classes, I knew to cover the Juliet quick-flash at the end, having learned from my cooperating teacher's mistake. I imagine many high school English teachers have a similar horror story.

This is only sort of related, but the boy Chocolatl spoke of reminded me of this story:

In Jr Hi literature our assignment was to read a kid's book to the class, as if we were reading to a group of kids.

I had a cool book, due to having a much younger brother.

This one guy apparently either didn't have much choice or just grabbed one. It was about some old lady counting her blessings even when things got rough. Once when the author was relating the blessings, the line went "...and she had her cock to wake her up in the morn."

I kid you not. The boys in my class almost blew snot out their nose trying not to laugh, and Mrs S was not happy with them. Even I was thinking "Come on Mrs S...that's pretty darn funny."

I think you got a sword in your zenarch.. your'e duping.

As one at the center of the wheel, I shall emote (with images) when and where appropriate. This thread was karmicly incomplete without it.

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[OOC: nice ta meet'cha cap'nhowdy :juggle: ]

[OOC:] reminds me of my old rping days *smiles*

Where the devil is my stiff blue hat and ticket punch...?

What the hell kinda shit is this? What the hell is the world coming to, when an honest man o' the cloth has to prove he isn't a fucking robot?

And what the hell kind of world spawns assnuggets that run around writing bots, anyway? Fuck. People like that should have their kidneys removed.