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footfootfoot 05-03-2017 12:42 PM

Well, it'll take the strain off paying for college.

xoxoxoBruce 05-03-2017 10:22 PM

Grind 'em up, put a Rhino horn label on 'em, Bam... College tuition. :rolleyes:

footfootfoot 05-04-2017 09:35 AM

LMAO

captainhook455 05-04-2017 06:41 PM

So my grandson from CT was down to visit with his mother. We had an easy breakfast and I was feeling pretty good. He and I went for a ride on the bike. Last stop was the Pireway boat ramp. A lovely spot on the Waccamaw River.

Feeling better pa pa?

I am a happy camper Billy.

You like camping too pa pa?
Then he thought about it and asked if that was one of those old fashioned corny sayings like "cool" or "man" or "dude" or.... I said thats enough I get point.

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BigV 05-04-2017 08:16 PM

eyeaaaah...

Had to explain the opening sequence to Get Smart to co-worker today. *all* was lost in the translation.

footfootfoot 05-05-2017 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 988066)
eyeaaaah...

Had to explain the opening sequence to Get Smart to co-worker today. *all* was lost in the translation.

Yeah, where do you start?

I'm guessing you mean the movie and not the original tv series. BTW have you seen Danger 5? I saw eps 1 & 2. Totally surreal parody of a parody of every TV show from the cold war, and Hanna Barberra cartoons, Mannix, et al, up through the 90s Space Ghost.

It's a hilarious insane anachronistic trainwreck of a show.

Gravdigr 05-05-2017 10:43 AM

I had to look up the movie.

I'd forgotten it, completely. I was all *there's a movie?*

BigV 05-05-2017 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 988090)
I had to look up the movie.

I'd forgotten it, completely. I was all *there's a movie?*

Shit!

Now I'm losing it completely. . I have NO MEMORY WHATSOEVER of logging in as Gravdigr and posting my thoughts.

Gonna have to add to my wardrobe a note to be pinned to my jacket with if found / return instructions.

Assuming I remember....

xoxoxoBruce 05-05-2017 06:48 PM

You didn't know it all those years ago, but that's the real reason you got a driver's license. :cool:

footfootfoot 06-13-2017 12:34 AM

The wise-ass is strong with the mm:

The inch has been mental about bikes for the past year or so and is constantly sharing his latest discoveries. Some might say oversharing, to wit:

Inch: I just saw the sickest bike; it had a dropper post, 180mm of travel, Schwalbe Magic Mary tire--

mm: Whooping cough...

Griff 06-13-2017 06:39 AM

*groan* :)

Clodfobble 07-10-2017 09:15 PM

Minifob: Did you go to the store today?
Me: Nope, not today.
Minifob: Don't worry, you have some time between 9:00 and 1:00 tomorrow.

:eyebrow:

xoxoxoBruce 07-10-2017 09:20 PM

Great to have a personal/social secretary to keep you on track. :haha:

Clodfobble 08-29-2017 11:02 PM

Minifob had a rough day at school the other day, and he asked me to come "hang out" with him for a bit, which generally translates to laying on his bed with him while he tearfully recounts what went wrong and ponders the meaninglessness of life and all that angsty stuff.

So we're laying on his bed together, he's getting emotional, and his sister wanders into the room. In an instant, Minifob leaps out of bed, holds up his hands, and yells, "Honey! I can explain!"

God help me, I laughed. So hard. And this is why my kids will tell inappropriate jokes for the rest of their days.

xoxoxoBruce 08-29-2017 11:34 PM

That's great. :lol2:


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