yes, i have my own coffee pot (buy my own grounds) at work and brew my own for myself and any lucky tech who i invite to share a cup with me. :D




would you like a cuppa?

yes a cuppa sounds good


can i have sugar with that?

no, youre sweet enough


can i have an irish coffee?

Sure, here you go.

Like orange juice?

Yes.

Want to tango?

it would take two baby, me and you


how about a nice waltz?

If I could waltz that way....

Do you like to dance to "whammy Kiss" by the B-s52s?

No. I prefer to dance to What I Like About You by the Romantics.


Will I make it through today bearing a heavy sleep deficit?

No. You will fall down half way through and remain in an unconscious sleep for fourteen hours straight.


Am I right?

God, I hope so.


Are you the sandman?

Unfortunately for you, no, I am the Queen of Getting-By-On-Little-Sleep.


Are you still awake?

Yes. I'm always awake. Kinda like a convenient store is open 24/7.

Is everyone else asleep?

no


Are all cops overweight?

No. : )

Are all supposed to be overweight?

NO! heck no


Arn't they suppose to be defending us against the bad guys scaling fences and running tackles? stuff like that?