The Cellar: Where your breakfast links and fluffernutter are served all day long.

addendum:

The Cellar: Stay out of The Attic. There are bats in the belfry.

The Cellar: Now with more cola taste.
(for busterb)

The Cellar: We got your nappy, we got your head, and we got your ho.

I'm having too much fun with these today:

The Cellar: We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you. [/semi-obscure reference?]

Caddyshack? Chevy Chase to Bill Murray.

This is a good one and deserves a repeat.


:lightbulb:

The Cellar: Is a good one and deserves a repeat.

The Cellar: Like a good curry

(Spicy, more-ish, repeats on you, better with rice, regretted in the morning, leaves you an arse like a japanese flag.....)

The Cellar: Better with rice

Ding ding ding--circle wins the square!

The Cellar: Honk if your {sic} horny

Thanks.
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The Cellar: Emotionally Exhausted And Morally Bankrupt

The cellar: Honk if you're homy
The cellar: Honk if you're sick

The Cellar: n. To Cellar: v. to place or store as a fine wine

The Cellar: Now with 25% fewer dog legs.

The Cellar: A good place for your grandpa
(compliments of Dazza)

Here's another one from Dazza

The Cellar: Of course we're not hiding any children for Fred and Rosemary West!

The Cellar: Who the Fuck is Dazza?