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They're all parasitic crooks, trying to watch baseball for FREE. How UNAMERICAN can you GET?!?!!!??!!!!

to a tea party republican

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The fact that Chris Christie is the dad from Dinosaurs totally confirms that he is definitely my favorite republican (not on policy but on entertainment value, that is)

Anytime I catch sight of Christie on TV, I watch.

There's just no telling what he's gonna say, or to whom he will say it.

seriously! he's way cool, even though i disagree with almost all of his policy positions.

But dude, more alcohol IS the solution to drunk driving.

If you're throwing a party, and people get tipsy, they drive home and crash. If they get totally paralytic pissed, they pass out and sleep on the floor. or lawn. and go home safe the next day.

SAFETY THROUGH DRUNKENNESS!

Kill off those who are weakest. Thosw with less willpower will most easily surrender to the devil. Then keep finding new friends. It will increase the quality of your social circles. Facts of life orginally defined by Darwin.

Same also applies to guns. Anyone who gets shot and dies is not desireable. Then anyone you accidentally shoot will not die. No jail time.

Practicing for my new job. Spokeperson for the NRA.

It's like...JBKlyde in the mirror universe.

bwa

Next, it will be at the first "... twinkle in his eye"

At marriage, because decent people don't do the nasty before then, and procreation is the reason you get married.:p: