Necrophilia: lay back and crack open a cold one!

What did the prostitute say to the leper?

Keep the tip.

"Mommy, Mommy, what's a nymphomaniac??"

"Shut up and help me get your grandmother off the doorknob."

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Just a random question:

Would you rather have sex with someone who you are extremely attracted to but who isn't very good at sex; or would you prefer someone you are not attracted to but who is a sex master?

This dilemma crops up from time to time for me.

My usual choice is the one I'm attracted too since either way, cum will be drawn.

If I'm not attracted then the sex will not likely seem masterful to me. I'd be doing that "looks at nails and sighs" thing while he's doing whatever acrobatics and tricks he uses that makes others or himself think he's a master.

If I'm attracted to someone...a sweet kiss will send me over the edge.

I think. It's been a long long time. ;)

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or....

I get That

V right

It seems to me that situation A) can be fixed much more easily than B).

Same here. On both counts!
But... Depends whether you mean emotionally or physically.
I was completely smitten with a very bad man. I thought sex with him was the absolute pinnacle of great sex. I believed I loved him and he used that knowledge to keep me on a string.

I had a far more honest relationship with a man who I held at arm's length - as he did me - emotionally. But the sex was GREAT! We were equal partners and he treated me wonderfully in bed, as I did him.

"Skill" in matters sexual is a pretty cold thing without passion. But passion can be manipulated by people to selfish ends.

But then I have no recent expertise to draw on. Right now, if I got a good snog I'd probably pass out from the blood rush to my nether regions.

NOT

My answer? Neither. I've had both - total waste of time.

The attraction has to be there first and foremost...without it, there is little desire.

@shawnee...Oh Man! Do I miss that feeling when a kiss sends you over the edge. Its been a while for me too, but I remember some doozies.

Wow!! He must have been HUGE!!! hehehe