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glatt 02-15-2015 07:22 AM

My old eye doc had me flip through a book and read the hidden numbers on the pages for the color test. He made me come in every six months and buy contacts directly from him and do that color blind test each visit. I think I was funding his beach mansion. Finally I switched docs and the new one gave me the color blind test as a new patient, and never again.

Carruthers 02-15-2015 10:35 AM

http://s21.postimg.org/vwdl7bl5j/001_2.jpg

Just sent by phone from Sundae in the last couple of minutes.
She's in Birmingham (no, not the one in Alabama) returning to Yorkshire after a couple of days at her parents.
There's a rest stop and change of coaches at Brum, so having a few minutes to spare, she thought that this might amuse and asked me to post it.
She didn't eat there, BTW.

infinite monkey 02-15-2015 10:48 AM

:thumb:

I would like a mother clucker burger, please, with cheddar.

Gravdigr 02-15-2015 12:25 PM

I'm pretty hungry...Let me have one of them double mothercluckers.

Crimson Ghost 02-15-2015 09:37 PM

Hand me my work shirt, it's the one with Bad Mother Clucker on it.

infinite monkey 02-16-2015 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 921961)
Hand me my work shirt, it's the one with Bad Mother Clucker on it.

for the win!

Mayor of Shekou 02-16-2015 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 921519)
This...

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...but, texting is illegal.

"They've got SCMODS"

xoxoxoBruce 02-23-2015 11:54 PM

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This can't be real... can it... no, no way...

Gravdigr 02-24-2015 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 922431)
This can't be real... can it... no, no way...

Nah. They used 'your' properly.

Undertoad 02-24-2015 12:08 PM

Also, Copperplate Gothic has never been used for a marquee.




And marquee fonts are almost always All Caps, but never Small Caps where the first letter is a larger capital letter.

glatt 02-24-2015 02:41 PM

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How hard can it be to make an appropriate font for these sites that let you invent marquees?

Maybe not that hard.
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xoxoxoBruce 02-24-2015 09:51 PM

But somebody has to be first. :haha:

Gravdigr 03-03-2015 11:54 AM

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I saw this story and pic, and literally said "What the fuck?!" out loud.

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It's a weasel. On a woodpecker!

Look at the pics, then read the story.




ETA: Why this is on YahooFinance, via Business Insider, is beyond me.

Gravdigr 03-03-2015 04:58 PM

Dang.

Bruce beat me by like, uh, -- let'sseenowcarrytheelevenplusdaylightsavingtimetimespurpleminusaardvark--, well a lot.

Gravdigr 03-10-2015 03:10 PM

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Wait, whut?

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"Honey, the doc said so."


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