Yes.

Do you talk like a baby for a reason?

Not usually.

Wanna try again?

no, i am gonna teww my mommy!





wanna play spin the bottle?

Sure, why not.

You want to go first?

No, you go first...


Do you have a bottle ready?

No, it's late here, am in bed with the laptop, no bottles at hand.

Do you have one?

yes


*spins*


it is pointing to you...

shall i kiss you?

no thanks. kissing someone else

have you kissed yourself in the mirror?

no, i have no reflection.





shall i suck your blood?

no. (insert obvious sexual comeback here)


can i suck your toes?

yes,
if you like Trench mouth that is


Can I kiss your wife ??

No, I don't have one.

Do you have a wife?

no, nor a husband, as i do not need anymore children. :p




do you wear wooden shoes?

No, I don't. Generally, farmers and landworking people will wear them as they are flat (and thus do not disrupt soil) and protective (if something falls on their feet). Although, in official capacity, they are not allowed to be used like that as they're not 'regulated' for that... They are also worn by people that dress up in traditional outfits for the tourist's sake. I personally, while I do live in a rural small town, do not wear them as my feet can't take it.

Do you dress in a Pilgrim's outfit?