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Thanks! Nice cupcake!
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What's up with the 'text-on-cookies' thing, lately?
Attachment 53055 Attachment 53056 This my second encounter of writing on cookies recently. |
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'Nice' biscuits have always had it written on them.
Though that looks unlike Nice biscuits as I know them. Too thick and the bevelled edge is too prominent. It looks like the bastard offspring of a Nice and a Malted Milk. Quote:
Nice biscuits and a Malted Milk biscuit: |
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What is this shit, how can you pay hookers with this?
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You buy the coffee and chocolate, and you barter the coffee and chocolate with the locals for services needed.
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Of course, good thinking glatt, you buy nylons. :smack:
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Re: Nice biscuits/cookies: There's the thing I learned today. Thx, Dana.
Re: How can you pay hookers with this?: Nice scrip. No, not Nice, nice. |
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I was tempted to put this in the nightmare thread...
I mean y'all know I have issues with walking down stairs with doors open behind me, mirrors/ reflections in dark windows, clowns, ventriloquist dummies being sentient etc. I think these fears are common if not always acknowledged. But this... this... I worry that dolls will come to life and try to steal my eyes with their cold plastic fingers (because they want real eyeballs for their horried frozen faces, all the better to watch you with) but this is actually so OTT that I'm not sure if I'm terrified or just sad. Oh I wouldn't let it over the threshold. They can double bluff, you know. And FTR, this is not a comedy style doll, like Garbage Patch Kids or something. There's a real range of them. I just pulled the worst out for a photo op. I call it Used Paedo Toy. One of the others looks like he's constipated, the other like he's been spiked (in a Withnail way). £4.99? I guess they can't give them away free or it would make people even more suspicious. |
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Looks like they're trying to tap into the big eye children thing, which are creepy to begin with. :eyebrow:
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Never, ever, put a live crawdad up your ass. ftfy |
Gloobee Dolls? Gloobee? That's the best name they could come up with? Think about this for a minute...That name made it through numerous meetings. Conferences were held to try to determine a name for these abominations. Not only did someone say "How about Gloobee?", but, apparently, someone else said, "Say, that's not bad...". And no one, no one that mattered, anyway, stood up and said "That's a stupid fucking name for a doll. Especially one that looks as if it's just watched "Brokeback Mountain"."
And then someone stuck their head in the room and said "Doughnuts in the breakroom.". "Gloobee Dolls it is, then." |
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Adorable? Real life facial expressions? Whoever wrote that must keep pretty strange company. |
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