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Gravdigr 08-18-2015 04:15 PM

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...You're welcome, ladies.

:p:

BigV 08-18-2015 08:53 PM

Thanks! Nice cupcake!

Gravdigr 08-19-2015 02:22 PM

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What's up with the 'text-on-cookies' thing, lately?

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This my second encounter of writing on cookies recently.

Gravdigr 08-19-2015 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 936512)
Thanks! Nice cupcake!

I told you to never call me cupcake on the Cellar. That's a private thing.

DanaC 08-19-2015 02:55 PM

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'Nice' biscuits have always had it written on them.

Though that looks unlike Nice biscuits as I know them. Too thick and the bevelled edge is too prominent. It looks like the bastard offspring of a Nice and a Malted Milk.

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A Nice biscuit is a coconut-flavoured biscuit. It is thin, rectangular in shape, with rounded bumps on the edges, and lightly covered with a scattering of large sugar crystals, often with the word "NICE" imprinted on top in sans-serif capital letters. It is often served as an accompaniment to hot drinks, such as tea. The name probably derives from the city of Nice in the south of France.

A Nice biscuit was listed in an Army and Navy Co-operative Society price list in 1895. British company Huntley & Palmers made a Nice biscuit as early as 1904. The Australian company Arnott's Biscuits also claims to have invented the Nice biscuit. Nice biscuits are sold by various companies under different brand names in most of the British Commonwealth as well as other countries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit

Nice biscuits and a Malted Milk biscuit:

xoxoxoBruce 08-20-2015 12:38 AM

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What is this shit, how can you pay hookers with this?

glatt 08-20-2015 07:25 AM

You buy the coffee and chocolate, and you barter the coffee and chocolate with the locals for services needed.

xoxoxoBruce 08-20-2015 10:39 AM

Of course, good thinking glatt, you buy nylons. :smack:

Gravdigr 08-20-2015 01:32 PM

Re: Nice biscuits/cookies: There's the thing I learned today. Thx, Dana.


Re: How can you pay hookers with this?: Nice scrip. No, not Nice, nice.

Gravdigr 08-21-2015 02:16 PM

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Never, ever, give up.

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Sundae 08-21-2015 03:32 PM

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I was tempted to put this in the nightmare thread...

I mean y'all know I have issues with walking down stairs with doors open behind me, mirrors/ reflections in dark windows, clowns, ventriloquist dummies being sentient etc. I think these fears are common if not always acknowledged.

But this... this...
I worry that dolls will come to life and try to steal my eyes with their cold plastic fingers (because they want real eyeballs for their horried frozen faces, all the better to watch you with) but this is actually so OTT that I'm not sure if I'm terrified or just sad.
Oh I wouldn't let it over the threshold. They can double bluff, you know.

And FTR, this is not a comedy style doll, like Garbage Patch Kids or something.
There's a real range of them.
I just pulled the worst out for a photo op.

I call it Used Paedo Toy.
One of the others looks like he's constipated, the other like he's been spiked (in a Withnail way).

£4.99? I guess they can't give them away free or it would make people even more suspicious.

xoxoxoBruce 08-21-2015 03:47 PM

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Looks like they're trying to tap into the big eye children thing, which are creepy to begin with. :eyebrow:

BigV 08-21-2015 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 936696)
Never, ever, give up.

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Never, ever, put a live crawdad up your ass.

ftfy

Gravdigr 08-22-2015 10:16 AM

Gloobee Dolls? Gloobee? That's the best name they could come up with? Think about this for a minute...That name made it through numerous meetings. Conferences were held to try to determine a name for these abominations. Not only did someone say "How about Gloobee?", but, apparently, someone else said, "Say, that's not bad...". And no one, no one that mattered, anyway, stood up and said "That's a stupid fucking name for a doll. Especially one that looks as if it's just watched "Brokeback Mountain"."

And then someone stuck their head in the room and said "Doughnuts in the breakroom.".

"Gloobee Dolls it is, then."

Carruthers 08-22-2015 10:25 AM

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Adorable dolls with cheeky real life facial expressions.

Adorable? Real life facial expressions?

Whoever wrote that must keep pretty strange company.


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