Don't hold your breath. He'll be drinkin beer and playin Frisbee watchin the girls in skimpy clothes.
You got no shot - plan accordingly.

How come you didn't put it in the right place the first time?

. . . yes dear.

Haggis!

I cut it into bits that were between 6 and 8 feet long. He came home and spend a full day cutting it again down to bits that were about 2.5 feet long. Most of it about 36 inches and less in diameter. Some bits were huge. It was all he could do to cut it and throw it in a big pile before he headed back to school. Now if I want it done, as classic has pointed out, I will have to move it myself. Oh well.

get over to the home depot at about 6:30 am..... you should be able to find some inexpensive labor.

It's making my back hurt thinking about it.

that is TOO fucking cool

I am the mother of all you weakass procrastinators today. Immovable IRS deadline two hours ahead and what the fuck am I doing? Have I even started yet? fuckit

I am procrastinating.

Try eating some prunes.

I tried anticrastinating once but found it was way too negative.

ditto

and amateurcrasting is just not profitable