No

I was toying with the idea that the question you ask should have the same answer as you just posted above. Even if that's not the way it's played some of the responses are a lot funnier if you read them with that assumption.

Do you still give food you don't like to the dog with the excuse that you're spoiling him rather than admit you don't really like liver?

yes.

Do you still lie to yourself RE: your own (deluded) importance?

It isn't possible...I *am* that important. Humpf. Delusional, indeed.

I mean...yes! I am deluded.

Do you ever wish that something bad would happen to an ex?

Yes. But only as a wake-up call, heh heh


Do you rationalize about slacking off and not getting anything meaningful done at work because you don't like your job or your employer?

duh... yes.

Have you ever overcharged your employer?

Yes, but they deserved it for underpaying me previously.

Have you ever plotted revenge against an employer?

no. I'm self employed.

Did you ever wonder if being self employed really IS better?

No. Writing that check for medical insurance of $845 per month can change your mind quickly.



Have you ever gone to bed with your employer?

yes

last time my gf was on vacation.

yes, i was with your gf last time she was on vacation

have you ever smoked so much choof that you hallucinate a tv commercial that wouldnt come out for 2 weeks?

no... don't smoke it

have you ever forgotten to add the question on this thread following the answer due to PWI?

I did

no (also i cant stand smoking it at all anymore)

have you ever started a thread on the cellar just to see if you could get more than 10 pages so it looks like youve made a difference to the best forum on the net?

NO

Do your friends affectionately call you, "Suck Up"? ;)

No. Never.... Anyway, I don't have friends anymore...just wife and kids.

Have you ever decided to duck out work to work on something else?

Yes, and I got caught too :blush: I called in sick so that I could take a part in a movie that was being filmed in Albuquerque. Then I had to explain to everybody how I managed to show up in the Movie of the Week.


Have you ever caused an accident in the office which was so spectacular or messy that the story will go down in folklore? Extra points if the building had to be evacuated.