Yep, I think you've hit the important points LJ.

I want to invent it... I have not. Get it right.

It's like a train wreck.

You know what you're going to see, but you just can't help looking anyway.

damn! 'potential tazer thwarter inventor?'

Get back to work.

Without suggesting I condone the list...
You did miss out the fact that he considers all European countries to be fascist police states and all Europeans undeserving of freedom.

You missed the property rights as long as he isn't personally inconvenienced thing and that fact that he is, apparently, an atheist. there were also claims about gas mileage and atheism

looks like someone's in luuuuurve!

He worked as a bouncer
He worked on a ranch
He worked as an actor
He worked in insurance
He had a conversation with Drew Barrymore
People are writing scripts for him

I think the Talking Heads had a song with these lyrics.

this ain't no party ,
this ain't no disco,
this ain't no fool'n around !!

Not a script for me, will put a small part in for me from time to time. Get it right. You too UT... I'm flattered.

at what point do the delusional come to the realization that when everyone has a problem with them, it might not be everyone else that has the problem?

Please, enlighten us to my "problem" sport.

Who is "us"?

Who is "everyone"?