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Won't you pour me a Cuban breeze Gretchen?

(So happy this thread is alive and well!) :)

I will have what he is having

phone quote

The blue dog flies at midnight.

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

more's the pity.

you have no idea how long i've been trying to work that in.

more's the pity


more's the goddamn pity

more's the mother fucking goddamn pity, myron.

your mom goes to college

If it hadn't been for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

Well, I saw the whole thing and I have to say it wasn't pretty.

over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder

Well, on a scale from one to ten, I'd have to say yes.

She's got legs. She knows how to use them.

but a giggle when she talks?

I'll take two.

He may have space madness, but that's no excuse for space rudeness.