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ZenGum 07-14-2010 07:30 AM
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A man who was mauled by a five-metre crocodile after climbing into its enclosure in Western Australia's north says he did it because he wanted to know what its skin felt like.

Michal Newman, 36, jumped into the crocodile's pen at a Broome wildlife park on Monday night and was bitten on the leg.

He suffered serious leg injuries and underwent surgery yesterday.

Mr Newman, who was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the attack, says he just wanted to pat the massive reptile.

"I thought to myself, well I will jump the fence and go from behind its tail and pat it and sit on its back," he said.
More at the link, including an interview, eh?

dmg1969 07-14-2010 01:48 PM
Should have let the croc assist in thinning the herd. Although alcohol surely didn't help, guaranteed he's that stupid when NOT under the influence....

classicman 07-14-2010 02:15 PM
http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/upl.../ATT00014.jpeg

Undertoad 07-14-2010 02:33 PM
A kitten on Shaw Drive apparently has rectum problems!!

classicman 07-14-2010 02:36 PM
;) damn you picked that up too fast!

Flint 07-14-2010 03:56 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=kitte...e7&rlz=1I7ADBF

ZenGum 04-24-2011 03:39 AM
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Teenage boy teases shark, gets bitten

A teenager has been flown to Perth for surgery after being bitten by a shark he enticed towards the shore.

The boy was bitten on the left heel while he was cleaning fish at Red Bluff, 140 kilometres north of Carnarvon, about 9:00pm.

The manager of a nearby campsite, Bec Caldwell, says the teenager used the frame of a fish to entice the one-metre reef shark towards him.

She says the boy was bitten when he was knocked over by a wave.

"[There were] heaps of people on the beach, heaps of kids in the water," she said.

"It was pretty silly, really, that people were feeding sharks while there was other kids around.

"So hopefully this will teach people a lesson not do silly things."

The teenage boy spent the night in the town's hospital and is being transferred to Perth by the Royal Flying Doctor Service.

Another man was bitten on the finger by a reef shark today when he put his hand into its mouth to pose for a photo.
A two-fer!

Pico and ME 04-24-2011 10:39 AM
Really, this is why there's no hope for humanity. :smack:

infinite monkey 04-25-2011 08:05 AM
It is my opinion that the problem with Darwinism is it doesn't go far enough.

morethanpretty 04-27-2011 10:54 PM
Look here!

morethanpretty 04-27-2011 11:28 PM
Now, look in the mirror!

ZenGum 05-05-2011 10:26 PM
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Man answers phone during pizza store break-in

A man who broke into a pizza shop in Adelaide answered the phone while in the premises.

Police said the store in Bank Street in the city was broken into just after midnight, activating an alarm.

When the alarm monitoring company rang the pizza store, the offender picked up the phone.

Police arrived and arrested a 27-year-old man outside the store.
:facepalm:

Flint 05-06-2011 12:00 AM
What? It's rude to let the phone ring if you're really there.

monster 05-06-2011 10:20 AM
Woman too incapacitated to cook for her family, let alone work, skydives

Is it a miracle?

She's in court charged with benefit fraud. She paid for a professional video of her jump, including her landing and walking away. They are using it as evidence :lol:

infinite monkey 05-06-2011 10:23 AM
Tandem jump? Pussy.


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