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Gravdigr 03-31-2013 04:28 PM

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Gravdigr 04-05-2013 02:07 PM

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The population boom is declining...

...how can it do both?

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footfootfoot 04-07-2013 10:34 PM

Sonic Voles?

Griff 04-08-2013 07:13 PM

Volebeat?

ZenGum 04-08-2013 07:36 PM

Sonic hedgehogs, mate.

Gravdigr 04-10-2013 01:10 PM

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Sundae 04-12-2013 04:20 AM

Those men look like they are in prison jumpsuits.
Good catches BTW, Grav. Had me snorting.

ZenGum 04-19-2013 08:06 PM

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Well played, sub-editor.

Gravdigr 04-20-2013 02:30 PM

Positively rhapsodic!

Gravdigr 04-24-2013 12:54 PM

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19 year old who?

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glatt 04-24-2013 01:31 PM

I bet I know how that happened.

They have court reporter type stenographers who type up that stuff, and that person didn't know how to spell the dude's name because it was very uncommon. So they looked it up and assigned a hot key or macro to it so that they just had to type alt-F1 or something to get his name, but they forgot that alt-F1 was really the key they set up for Zoe Dechanel (or however the fuck you spell her name) and alt-F2 was for the terrorist dude.

That's my theory, and there are probably some minor holes in it, but I bet it's damn close.

xoxoxoBruce 04-24-2013 01:38 PM

Since it's FOX, the guy typing it couldn't bear to tell the truth. :rolleyes:

Gravdigr 04-24-2013 04:11 PM

I figured the print was parsed automatically, by a computer program or some such, and that was the closest word(s) it had in it's dictionary.

infinite monkey 04-25-2013 08:19 AM

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Don't be so sure it isn't Zooey Deschanel.

People are jumping from windows all over this city. It's like The Happening goin' on all up in heah.

glatt 04-25-2013 08:22 AM

Is Marky Mark wearing a mood ring?


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