with an eye patch to boot.
Arr! I be black beard barry mycock! Avast!

I love it when people ask for my name.
"Stanislaskuzava" is my reply.
"Um...... Uh...... Oh jeez........ How do you spell that?"
"It's spelled like it sounds."

I had to make a delivery at a local store one day. The person who placed the order was "Debbie Bubee". So, of course, she had to be a cute clerk in a lingerie store.

Say what you will, but my wife laughs at me every time we go past there.

with an eye patch to boot.

Good ol' one eye.