yes


have you ever wished it weren't so cold?

Yes.

Ever wish it weren't so hot?

Yes.

Do you only answer questions on this thread if you can think of a new question?

yes

have you ever sung a song on stage (karaoke not included)?

Yes.

Have you ever stage dove?

No.

Have you ever run up onstage while the band was playing to kiss a bandmember? And was that band member a Bay City Roller?

NO, i only stage dead horses

You ever kicked a dog?

dammit my post outta link

Bri... NO DON'T Wanna do it.

You ever thought of all the Spice Girls and thought about which one missing?

no...and no

gonna eat that?

Yes.

Do you walk farther than a mile for any reason other than necessity?

Yes


Have you ever walked over 20 miles in less than 8 hours??

Yes
(hiking in philmont, new mexico)


have you ever burned down a couple acres of national forest?
:redface:

No.

Have you ever exacted revenge on someone by telling them the ending (or major plot twist) of a movie that they are excited about going to see?

yes because he was already dead

ever seen the sixth sense?

(note: i have never seen the sixth sense)

Yes, the movie.

Do you see dead people?

No, except in coffins.

Have you ever been exorcised?

No, but I've assisted.

Have you ever danced naked in the rain?

yes

have you ever been so drunk you got sober?

no

have you ever been high on life?

no.



Are you wearing different colored socks?

no--no socks at all

have you ever been down on life?

yes, boy did my jaw hurt after that

have you ever spent a weeks wages in one night of drinking?

Yes

Have you ever "come To " and every body is speaking a foren language ??

Yes. I yelled some very nasty things in Spanish out the window at the momster's dogs when they woke me too early on a Sunday morning and was still so out of it I couldn't understand what everybody was yelling back at me (the family was having breakfast on the patio).

Have you ever woken up in bed with somebody who was speaking a foreign language?

No, I wish. 's better than waking up next to nobody.

Ever cut your lip trying to play guitar?

No.

Ever pose for compromising Polaroids?

Yes n No - I didnt actually willingly pose, though polaroids did eventuate.

Ever make a home porno?

No.

Did you ever really wish hard for something bad to happen to a specific person and it DID?

yes. (i hope it doesnt come back on you bri)

can someone answer my question?

Yes; unless, it was rhetorical.

Can you answer a question with a question and still be in compliance with the thread?

Yes

What would your answer be to the question?

yes?

is that right?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Did you ever get out of a tight situation like this with dignity and grace?

shit... bloody posted at the same time

@ Ducksnuts, ....shitting bloody posts could be a sign of too much using picket fences for dildos.

Q: have you ever asked your lover to perform some disguesting act, and to your amazment knew more than you asked?

Ewww, Tiddy, I'm not a fan of splinters!!

No

Ever been asked to perform an unusual sexual act and be surprised when you saw it on the internet a month later?

no (to being surprised ;))

ever had sex in BOTH positions?

There are two?

'scuse me... carry on.

maybe

both positions at once? which two?

yes

did your # of positions gradually decrease as your marriage matured?

** had to make another post to get my ass off of 1,666. Whew.

appologies, Chey...

yes

do you like movies about gladiators?

YES!! men in skirts rock!!

Do you waste time at work on the net?

yes (but i can't)

would you like to wash my feet?

yes

do they need scrubbing?

No, but licking works, hey Chey?

Does toe jam bother you?

Yes. Ick.

Do ducks really have nuts?

Yes

Are ducks nuts in their scrotums (sroti?)

No - well, speaking from personal experience.

Do shaved nuts remind you of kiwi fruit?

No.

Have you ever spent more than an hour fixing something electronic, such as headphones, that would only cost about $10 to just replace?

Yes.

Was it worth it?

no

have you ever riden a horse?

yes.

Do you pee in the shower?

Yes.


Did you ever think the wrong thing, and then say the right thing, which caused someone to do the wrong thing, but for the right reason only to find out that what you thought was right and what you said was wrong, which caused the aforementioned person's action to be inconclusive in regards to whether or not what they did was *actually* for the right reason?

uhhhh....... no..... i'd say......

are you right, and everyone else wrong?

I am often wrong, and appreciate it when people try to set me right.

Is Ridgeplate's current user title 'Zen Laxatives: "This too shall pass..."' not the funniest user title you've seen in a long time?

yes....(replying already...sorry....i'm bored today...)

Q- what did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A- make me one with everything.

ok- have you ever skinny-dipped in a river?

No

Is it tasty, Precious?

No


Are you pissed that you haven't won the lotto yet?