I wonder if there would be any interest in this sort of thing in the Creative Expression thread? Fiction, of course. Or non.

I've written a (non-sexy) short story or two.

I'm sure a number of dwellars would appreciate a photo essay at any rate.

A lap dance to a man, may be just snuggling to a woman.

There's a Neil Armstrong joke in there somewhere...

That's probably wise. Next thing you know you would have a pimp in pink glasses hangin out in your driveway.

Oh, there are pictures, my friend.:3eye:

Stay outta my room.

Imagine This
 

Imagine this:

For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond.

All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night.

How's things in the clean world?

Hey man and I'm happy if the Earth just moves, y'know?

After the explosion, where did your dick land?:p::D

It was atomized. You get a little every time you breathe.:lol2:

She don't know it yet, but, Baby's gonna be gargling my balls before this night is out.

There once was a woman named Alice
who employed a TNT phallus
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
And part of her asshole in Dallas

:lol2: @ 3foot!

reminds me of:

there once was a man from Nantucket
to took a pig in the thicket to ____:D____