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xoxoxoBruce 08-08-2017 10:17 AM

Don't forget, once you break the seal you'll have to get up and pee frequently.;)

captainhook455 08-08-2017 03:49 PM

I heard that you wake with a boner, but it is only good for 3 seconds.

xoxoxoBruce 08-08-2017 04:28 PM

3 seconds? I should be so lucky. :rolleyes:

glatt 08-15-2017 11:02 AM

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Happy Monkey 08-15-2017 11:35 AM

Bathroom in a ship like this?

Perhaps not that one exactly, though:
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There are two heads (bathrooms) on-board, two showers, but only one that can be used in the vertical and one that can be used in the horizontal position.
But maybe they both have double sink, and it's only the shower and toilet that are one-way.


I wouldn't leave the lid off that soap if I were them.

glatt 08-15-2017 12:02 PM

bingo!

glatt 08-15-2017 12:03 PM

I'm impressed with the plumbing, by the way. Never seen shutoff valves in a drain pipe before.

Gravdigr 08-17-2017 03:04 PM


Gravdigr 08-22-2017 03:21 PM

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Pamela 08-24-2017 09:36 PM

BIG microburst?

Gravdigr 08-26-2017 02:49 PM

Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide

If ya just waited a minute, wouldn't that have been less paperwork?

I wonder if she left a thank you note?

"If you try suicide in our county, we will kill you."

Attempted suicide, a crime punishable by death.

Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the waterboarded squrl.

Gravdigr 09-01-2017 12:16 PM

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Yeah, do you remember two years ago, right after the terror attacks in Paris, when 'We Were All Charlie Hebdo'? Because evidently they don't. But they're French. So you know, what did you expect from those bunch of pussies?
~Ernie's House Of Whoop-Ass

Fuck you France. Wonder how your world would be different if you had taken that stance in the 40s?:eyebrow:

Happy Monkey 09-01-2017 12:51 PM

That's the annoying thing about equal-opportunity offenders... how offensive they can be.

Clodfobble 09-01-2017 04:00 PM

It's not offensive to me, though it's largely inaccurate. Houston's a majority-minority city that historically swing-votes and most recently voted blue. You'd have to flood the rural parts of Texas to get any good Nazi drownin'.

Happy Monkey 09-01-2017 04:58 PM

Man becomes mayor of Hell, bans heterosexuals, is immediately impeached.


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