Danger!
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We have a running joke here, when the boys fart, the victims can say "doorknob!" and the farter has to run and touch a doorknob. Until he does, all the victims can slug him repeatedly. But if the farter says "Safety!" after the fart, before the victims can say "doorknob!", then he's safe. I never get on the right side of this equation, so I've taken to saying "Danger!" when the conversation (or gas pressure) comes up. The boys all take it all in fun, and now we have three answers: Doorknob! Safety! and Danger!
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