The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

A 13-year-old boy has been caught driving a car with a two-year-old and a woman inside the vehicle.

The teenager was stopped in Peterborough at 11:00 GMT by a team from the Cambridgeshire, Bedfordshire and Hertfordshire Road Policing Unit.

In a tweet, a spokesman for the unit said the toddler was sitting unrestrained on its mother's knee.

When officers pulled the car over, they were told by those inside that it was "only a short journey".

A spokesman for police said the woman in the car was the mother of the toddler and related to the 13-year-old.

He said officers were looking at "numerous offences" in the case.

BBC link

xoxoxoBruce

03-01-2018 07:23 AM

Ahh, but was it an assault car? :rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce

03-03-2018 11:39 PM

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This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.

Carruthers

03-04-2018 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1004990)

This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.

The sign of real decadence is having staff to peel one's grapes. :)

JuancoRocks

03-04-2018 03:25 AM

Take it from Marlon himself, "I won't touch an egg unless Joe Flynn has been touching it first" Ewwwwwww

Personal egg tank and personal docent?

JR

Glinda

03-04-2018 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1004990)

This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.

I ... I just ... :eyebrow:

I have no words.

Gravdigr

03-05-2018 02:44 PM

Eggs on tap.

What could go wrong?

Happy Monkey

03-05-2018 03:30 PM

If you were careful breaking shells, and maintaining temperature, could you get something like an amphibian egg cluster, but full of chicks?

(not in this contraption, which comes pre-scrambled, but in general).

xoxoxoBruce

03-05-2018 03:47 PM

I don't think they're pre-scrambled, one of the settings is whole.

Happy Monkey

03-05-2018 04:07 PM

I looked for a better resolution picture, and found one. Alas, it seems it is fake.

xoxoxoBruce

03-05-2018 04:17 PM

Ah, so Flynn was murdered by a group of nefarious thugs wanting build his egg dispenser with child labor offshore. :haha:

Gravdigr

03-06-2018 02:49 PM

So you're saying that people who don't like eggs should be set on fire?